Ketsbaia

Ok, i've done well with subs today and really confident. But yous have all probably just done the same, so whats the point? Stalemate.

Hmmm i could put a price tag on Tiote, Cabaye or Krul but i dont think we could replace Ben Arfa at all. Certainly not like-for-like. But this is hypothetical because Chelsea will not be in for Ben Arfa.

Rumours that Fabregas is injured, which makes the decision even more difficult. Either Fabregas, Pirlo or Rami.

Sir Les is on Keys & Gray from 12-1 today. Legend!

But I thought that was a spoof website?

Oh dear. Ohhhh dear. This is war! Do people reckon Fabregas will start again today?

Neil won't like this but I think Moyes is a perfect fit for Spurs. He'll be frustrated at still having no money at Everton and he's hit a wall there - they keep finishing 7th. Spurs is the highest level he can get to - he won't end up at Man Utd - as they have potential, they have money and they can meet his ambitions.

To be fair, everything he has said on Twitter has been spot on so far. Unfortunately. Like his spelling of Galatasaray?

Clearly, he isn't going to Chelsea.

Ditto. Lets pray. Although, having thought about it, I guess Levy is more ambitious and wants someone with Champions League pedigree. Let's hope so.

I am slightly nervous about Pardew tbh, not gonna lie. And I'm even willing to accept reassurance from Martin Jol....

Yep. And will Abramovich have heard of Debuchy? He'll be after an Alves or a Simpson.

Is this the first ever self giggsing? I am aware of this, yes.

Great to see Harry gone, although Spurs will probably push on without him. Then again, if they've got their sights on a Martinez, maybe not. Also, I have new material for my Harry impressions

You had Gomez as captain, don't you dare start complaining!!!

Norwich at home. Hughton back at SJP.....they love their opening day stories.

And Ozil subbed off. Fuck you, Germany.

Clean sheets gone too. It just gets worse and worse. And in such a short tournament, one match is all it takes.

Willems is having a mare, poor kid. The dutch defence is calamitous and its hilarious to watch.

Gutted, but its pretty much curtains for me now. Unless Ozil does loads of stuff. Freakish tournament where the weird players do well.....roll on the Fantasy Premier League!

Wowzers.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP

Remember when Ronaldo was good?

Why do so many teams rate Martinez? I know he's a nice guy and kept Wigan up with his 3-4-3 change, but I've not seen anything to suggest he'd become a top manager.

So now the play-off final is the £100m match? Can't wait to hear that phrase all the time.