Ketsbaia

Turning into a cracker.

Good goal, probably game over.

Apparantly Ronaldo is a movie heart throb and a matinee idol.

Bob Matthews gets an extra year of compensation, nice work

Oh man, I like ESPN. Are BT launching a channel or do they have some already?

Holy fucking hell, how many levels can this thread go up? This isn't fair. The internet has reached it's pinnacle

Carragher subtly insulting his teammate Henderson. Even he knows!

Who thought it was a good idea to get Carragher in? Even if he spoke in a normal voice, he'd still be a clueless moron.

Will I regret bringing in Joao Pereira today? Uh-oh.

Can't stand the German players, so lets cheer on Terry, Cole, Gerrard and Rooney

Santon's crap isn't he? ftm 9-1

Got Raylor too.

There's about 4 different colours there. And a twat.

Like they'll still be around They'll have trouble shifting that deadwood though.

Hmm dunno who to captain tonight out of Neuer, Hummels or Ozil.

If Giroud does go there, that pretty much confirms RvP is gone tbh. No way can you keep RvP, Podolski, Giroud, Gervinho, Walcott and The Ox happy. There's also Miyaichi, Bendtner, Vela, Chamakh and Park.

After reading that article, I've actually been mumbling 'calm down, calm down' to myself.

This one? I love it

It's brilliant, bringing back memories of Rocky IV. Really dramatic and stereotypically communist - love it.

It's gonna break my heart to hate Gylfi, but the twat deserves it. All those Fantasy League memories and now he's joining the racist wall pushers

The good news is that Perch didn't get injured on the dodgems. Hurrah, I say.

Forum bans for those that keep it private.

This reminds me of The Tortoise & The Hare. You, sir, will be overtaken.

How on earth did the leader get 105 points? He must've had all of Dzagoev, Mandzukic, Krohn Dehli, Shirokov, Lewandowski, Shevchenko, German/Danish defenders and Lescott. Lucky bastard

Possibly the best game of the tournament so far, loved it.