Ketsbaia

Ahhhh man. All my players are playing really well (Lewandowski, Dzagoev and Shirokov) and yet there's only one goal to show for it. C'mon Lew!

But he can't write or read.

By the way, all you motherfuckers need to go 'Public' and stop hiding like pussies.

This reply was a joke btw. I'd already been running around the house screaming his name for at least 20 minutes.

Oh my god, he's scored too!

DZAGOEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was highly (Haile!!) spoke of pre-tournament but i guess anyone that buys him now will be accused of being fooled by a good Euros.

So most of us have Dzagoev as captain tonight, i assume?

Nearly put Gebreselassie in but didnt. Damn, hope Greece score now.

Sit him next to 'Arry so he can talk about how much he admires Spurs players, but wont bid.

City and Real would pay it, perhaps not the other two. Its just a shame that the world's best centre back - near his peak - is taking such a step down.

If he waited, I'm sure Barca, Real or one of the Manchesters would be desperate to get him. He'd be just as rich but at better clubs. Madness, I'm disappointed in him.

My mam kept saying that when he was on that Strictly thing last year. She has a point.

AVB to replace him?

Optimism: We're getting Debuchy Pessimism: He's leaving us

Security wouldnt let them in. Should get an honorary knighthood tbh. But we're getting running updates on his negotiations with UEFA. Hopefully they hold firm.

Keys & Gray are speaking with the leader of the England Band, to ask why they were (thankfully) kicked out last night.

Right, I've figured this out now. Done 5 transfers (heavy on Group A & B), gonna kick ass, then do a few more transfers in a couple off days. Live in fear, Ketsbaia's here!

No love for this one? http://euro2012girls.com/pictures/spanish-girl_02-530x348.jpg

You reckon Di Natale will start the next game for Italy? I'm on the verge of perfecting this supersquad but I don't know who to drop out of Benzema, Lewandowski and Di Natale. Or which midfielder to pick out of Shirokov, Cabaye, Afellay and Oxlade-Chamberlain. Decisions, decisions.

Kanchelskis is Ukrainian born.

Dull match where both teams settled for the draw. Ox was good, Milner makes my eyes bleed - then he brought on Henderson. Lescott's goal was the best scarred finish i've ever seen. Mainly as Ribery doesnt head much.

Because its better. Cant imagine many people having much success with that last match.

Played well, proud of him. Was fun seeing a Newcastle replace a Newcastle.

Damn. I kept wishing for him to mess up but every moment saw interest rise. He's very, very good