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The Rooney hype is sickening, like. Completely overrated.

Just got Di Natale as non-captain - was really happy with myself - and now I want him to do badly because of you bellends? Awesome.

Most goals scored in matches between those 3.

Pirlo assist

I only chose GCSE Geography because I thought it was "the capital of Guatemala" and "the capital of Albania". You can imagine my fury when it was all about volcanoes and sedimentary rocks. Never forgive; never forget.

Imagine a player rejecting Inter because his heart is set on us

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Pirlo ©, Iniesta, Alba, Silva and Di Natale. Let the destruction begin!

Goodbye RvP, take your smug punchable face with you! ....to Manchester

At least both Everton games are done before they get good again. We tend to struggle on Boxing Day so may as well combine that with a hard game. Derby games are nicely spread apart too. But yes, the first two games are evil.

Somebody will definitely break the usual forum rules tomorrow, I reckon the title should have 'DO NOT POST ANY FIXTURES. JUST DON'T DO IT'

Holland were absolutely pathetic. Not just today, but all three games. Truly, truly awful.

Who got the 2 Germany assists? It's been a quiet night for this.

Oh wow.

Who got the Podolski assist?

Lovely goal

Stekelenburg, Van der Wiel, Vlaar, Mathijsen, Willems, De Jong... ...Van der Vaart, Sneijder, Robben, Van Persie, Huntelaar

I'm pretty sure Holland will go through, like. It isn't asking too much.

Lasted until Carroll scored. The fat cunt wasn't even watching then was more bothered about pressing buttons. Fucking awful. It gets worse. I lasted until the Sweden equaliser, so slightly longer. I was treated to "GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL", "Who scored that?" and a "Boing" sound effect when Zlatan's free kick hits the wall. I'm so full of rage right now.

Yeah I'm going with Gomez as captain. I need to catch up to people, but tonight isn't the night. Assuming he's playing, of course....

At Spurs he'll be given the freedom and money (boosted by player sales) to build what he wanted to build at Chelsea. He's a good manager, so he'll be able to take them to another level, unfortunately.

What time are they released tomorrow? I'm starting my placement at the Press Association, so I'll see if there's any scoops. Although there's nothing juicy about fixtures and I wouldn't be allowed to post them anyway, but......you never know!

Wasn't Rooney injured/suspended in a past tournament? Then when he came back he ran around like an undisciplined lunatic? Wouldn't be surprised if that happens again.

Ahhh so it was you that served me? I'll never forget that day.

Probably not. There's no logic or reason going on in this tournament, so it's impossible to do well on this game.