Ketsbaia

After reading that article, I've actually been mumbling 'calm down, calm down' to myself.

This one? I love it

It's brilliant, bringing back memories of Rocky IV. Really dramatic and stereotypically communist - love it.

It's gonna break my heart to hate Gylfi, but the twat deserves it. All those Fantasy League memories and now he's joining the racist wall pushers

The good news is that Perch didn't get injured on the dodgems. Hurrah, I say.

Forum bans for those that keep it private.

This reminds me of The Tortoise & The Hare. You, sir, will be overtaken.

How on earth did the leader get 105 points? He must've had all of Dzagoev, Mandzukic, Krohn Dehli, Shirokov, Lewandowski, Shevchenko, German/Danish defenders and Lescott. Lucky bastard

Possibly the best game of the tournament so far, loved it.

Ahhhh man. All my players are playing really well (Lewandowski, Dzagoev and Shirokov) and yet there's only one goal to show for it. C'mon Lew!

But he can't write or read.

By the way, all you motherfuckers need to go 'Public' and stop hiding like pussies.

This reply was a joke btw. I'd already been running around the house screaming his name for at least 20 minutes.

Oh my god, he's scored too!

DZAGOEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was highly (Haile!!) spoke of pre-tournament but i guess anyone that buys him now will be accused of being fooled by a good Euros.

So most of us have Dzagoev as captain tonight, i assume?

Nearly put Gebreselassie in but didnt. Damn, hope Greece score now.

Sit him next to 'Arry so he can talk about how much he admires Spurs players, but wont bid.

City and Real would pay it, perhaps not the other two. Its just a shame that the world's best centre back - near his peak - is taking such a step down.

If he waited, I'm sure Barca, Real or one of the Manchesters would be desperate to get him. He'd be just as rich but at better clubs. Madness, I'm disappointed in him.

My mam kept saying that when he was on that Strictly thing last year. She has a point.

AVB to replace him?

Optimism: We're getting Debuchy Pessimism: He's leaving us

Security wouldnt let them in. Should get an honorary knighthood tbh. But we're getting running updates on his negotiations with UEFA. Hopefully they hold firm.