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Topical I don't think Martinez would do well there at all, so hopefully this happens.

So is this the new forum bet? Solskjaer to Villa?

That's a big fee for Vertonghen - risky.

Can't wait for the 'Mag at the trade counter' story on RTG.

Just recently bought Brahimi for Montpellier on FM. I'll report back.

Should buy Dominguez just so we can trollface Enrique. We have a Spanish international, problem?

Aye i cringed when Tyldesley said that. If he steps away from this bubble of delusion he'll see that we have a lot more going for us at the minute. Having said that, i'll be happy if they appoint someone soon. I know Pardew wont go, but the rumblings of a Ashley/Llambias fallout and AP's small wage have made me slightly nervous.

We're off to the whole of Africa!!!

That's nice of them. I want a bacon sarnie and a boat. lived with you for 2 years and pretty sure I never once saw you eat a bacon sarnie, you lying little s***. Oh s*** man, you're right. I didn't have bacon a few years ago, hence I absolutely do NOT have it now. Of course, it all makes sense. Thank you. are you saying you're a 'latecomer' to bacon? No shame in it like, Karl Pilkington once admitted he was a latecomer to pasta. Yes I am and you know fine well I'm not a latecomer to pasta I honestly feel betrayed. All that hallway football we played and now you do this? In front of the whole world? wel sort it out wen am nxt up north bbz, al treat you to a treble vodka + vimto in sinners xxxxxxxx Vodka, Lemon & Lime. None of these wussy drinks for me, I'm pure man. But nobody wants to see this continue

That's nice of them. I want a bacon sarnie and a boat. lived with you for 2 years and pretty sure I never once saw you eat a bacon sarnie, you lying little s***. Oh s*** man, you're right. I didn't have bacon a few years ago, hence I absolutely do NOT have it now. Of course, it all makes sense. Thank you. are you saying you're a 'latecomer' to bacon? No shame in it like, Karl Pilkington once admitted he was a latecomer to pasta. Yes I am and you know fine well I'm not a latecomer to pasta I honestly feel betrayed. All that hallway football we played and now you do this? In front of the whole world?

That's nice of them. I want a bacon sarnie and a boat. lived with you for 2 years and pretty sure I never once saw you eat a bacon sarnie, you lying little shit. Oh shit man, you're right. I didn't have bacon a few years ago, hence I absolutely do NOT have it now. Of course, it all makes sense. Thank you.

That's nice of them. I want a bacon sarnie and a boat.

Grant to Villa and MON to Liverpool, please please please.

That is one of the strangest things I've ever read.

No way

And the plan finally comes together...

Thought that was Ben Arfa at first.

Tony Pulis

Well there's Wednesday night sorted.... This is amazing

In a way, it's great to see the King get humbled. But on the other hand, he was doing an exceptional job. You should all put a RAWK note under your avatar, like me.

Is this the first sacking where EVERYONE is gutted? Liverpool fans because he's King Kenny, idol to many, messiah to all. He can do no wrong, his turds are golden. Everyone else because we know the truth - he played a major role in their descent into mediocrity. An exceptional job. JFKK.

Oh this is awful news

He started his A-Levels yesterday and passed them today. Easy.

Jordi Alba for LB then Jordy Clasie would be canny like. ner man, aaanly mackems are classy marra. in otha newwwws, wheyse keys are these?

Maybe Liverpool or Spurs would bid but I doubt Man Utd, Arsenal or Chelsea will. I think we'd have a more than decent chance of getting him, but it's all hypothetical because the wages will be huge. Having said that, maybe the Mackems can get him to supply crosses for Llorente!