Ketsbaia

Imagine being a mackem and waking up in the morning, knowing not only that Sunderland exists, but you're from there. I'm surprised they find the strength to watch daytime TV and eat pasties with that bombshell. Kernts.

I think Demba needs to live in an oxygen tent all summer, he definitely needs the rest. Such a shame how his season has fizzled out Really hope he stays.

It'd be nice to only lose 1-0 sometimes, rather than self-destruct. They need to determine why that happens.

He'll get the book thrown at him for that and he deserves it. It was embarassing to watch. A many-game ban will hopefully follow.

In answer to the question, I like Kompany, Hart, Yaya Toure and Aguero. Also, their shade of blue.

Must admit, I'm glad today went like it did. We knew early on it was over, no injury time shenanigans and even a win wouldn't have done it anyway. Our defeat was irrelevant. 5th will do very nicely, thanks

The season's over

If you scripted that ending for a film, you'd get slated for that ending Can't believe what's happened today. Football doesn't get better than that - probably the greatest moment in Premier League history.

They should just end football now. It'll never get better than that. The raw emotions.....oh my god. Remarkable.

What happened with Cabaye? I missed it due to a terrible picture.

I don't mind not getting top 4, but to see us fall apart like this is awful.

Nervous. Nervous. Nervous. Excited. Nervous. But that Arsenal team is poor.

Baines has made it.

So god damn nervous, man What a day! I'm shaking like a leaf.

Good afternoon, Neil

2008. That deadline day was mental. Went to bed and everything was normal - then suddenly Man City are the richest club in the world, we've signed Xisco, Berbatov goes to Man Utd and Robinho goes to City. Crazy day!

I can't believe Defoe slept with Peter Kay

Wearing NUFC boxers today. Gonna have the Man City game on the tv, ours on one laptop and a third game on another.

Final transfers: Tevez in for Rooney (tough decision) P Jones in for Evans

Holy shit, we could be a Champions League team in 15 hours. This is freaking me out maaaaaan.

According to that article, whilst Cabaye is trying to tempt Debuchy to us, Rami is doing the same with Valencia. Competition

If we have to let him go, we should put a FM-style buy-back clause in there.

That can be the N-O away trip

The night of Boro was incredible, never experienced anything like it. As far as most of us were concerned, we were safe. Ah well....now we're on the verge of the Champions League.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/250819/Chelsea-set-to-move-in-for-Harry-Redknapp/? HARRY REDKNAPP has emerged as the manager Chelsea want if they fail to tempt Pep Guardiola.