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There'll be no-one left at this rate - its a crazy rate of injuries.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/322350?

After seeing how Owen's career has panned out, I now believe in God and I'm considering turning to Christianity.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/04/sms_041612.jpg Neil, you're a hero

I reckon France have a great chance, like. If they don't self-destruct their spine of Lloris, Mexes, Evra, M'Vila, Ribery and Benzema is fantastic.

As someone who wants Liverpool to fail, I really hope they get Martinez. He's got potential but this has disaster written all over it

(to 'We Are The Champions') Amalfitano, my friend And he'll keep on fighting til the end Amalfitano, Amalfitano No time for first names Its Amalfitano....for the Toooooon

I'm surprised Sigurdsson has committed to Swansea, he could easily find a bigger and better team. Maybe he's just a really nice guy.

Tomorrow's Daily Star reckons we're back in for him, but there's no source. Was asking for 35k per week at Leverkusen, which they wouldn't do.

Same here. Spurs looks like they'd rather get Adebayor and Remy, Man Utd/Arsenal don't need him and PSG/Chelsea will be looking at Falcao, Higuain etc.

Those Rooney comments are class He's right though, they've had a poor season and can realistically get relegated next season. Hopefully the 10-0s delivered by Rooney&Co will seal the deal.

I wonder if Nietzsche or The Smiths ever dealt with this sort of thing....

I love that he said "it's a great offer" in four different ways. Then he butters up his wife before saying he'll sign anyway, regardless of what she thinks. And then he's back on the "great offer" he has He sounds like an excitable child.

If Tiote was to leave was summer (and that's an IF!), would Etienne Capoue be a realistic replacement?

It's like what Daniel Pranjic said recently about his move to China:

£3m? Try doubling that.

Oh man. Hope is the cruelest emotion.

Are they trying to outdo Liverpool? If so, I admire their attempts.

Shame we'll never hear Motson shout DROGBARRRRRRR again

It's a shame that Hodgson has already lost the plot - I initially thought he was a good choice. You think Micah Richards has fucked his daughter or something?

It'd probably be the right move - City don't need him.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/252578/Yohan-Cabaye-will-rice-to-the-occasion/? Rice pudding....it is carnage!

Our greatest threat isn't a rival's interest, but the price rise after starting each France match at the Euros. It's a no-brainer for Lille, unless he has a release clause.

Saha - what an idiot!

He hasn't even clarified which Manchester - what a talented pricktease.