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Apollo's death traumatised me for roughly four years. Movies can be cruel

On RTG it'd be "Look at Niall, look at Niall, he came on the tube. Heroic"

"Let the train take the strain" - is Tyler auditioning for Take Me Out?

Those lists are ridiculous Parker? Oxlade-Chamberlain? Welbeck? It's scandalous that Timmy Krul isn't there, but these awards haven't had credibility for a long long time.

4-3 Arsenal.

Chuffed for Martinez. That first goal was an excellent counter attack.

Most unimaginative pun award goes to...... Thats a Good idea, actually.

Erm....I'm not married and my mam isn't on facebook.

Why does the reporter keep saying "Bring on Barcelona"? Is he trying to start a new catchphrase?

This game has went very well for us. More games for Chelsea, demoralised Spurs, a few injuries.......lovely.

Humiliation for Spurs - excellent.

It will be getting binned upon receipt at Soho Square at this rate. If Harry has a rant at Martin Atkinson it might anger the FA. Maybe?

A fifth and sixth for Chelsea would be nice.

Incredible goal. Keep demoralising Spurs!

If Spurs equalise, they should bring back the Semi Final replay just for this one! Imagine if Spurs complained about Atkinson to the FA and they ordered a rematch Grasping at straws, I know!

More injuries please and a Spurs equaliser. I've really enjoyed this match

Justice. What a game.

Without doubt.

Oh wow. That is a massive, massive mistake. On this stage as well, it's another embarassing day for the FA. Wow.

Weren't they a super group formed from members of Mark Lawrensons Dignity, Roy Keanes Angry Mumble & Geoff Stelling's Jazz Funk Trio. Well remembered They were originally called Paul Merson's Worldy Booze & Cocaine Club, but Merse couldn't pronounce it.

When Steve Kean sung 'No Easy Way Out' from Rocky IV on the pitch, after keeping his side up at Stamford Bridge. That valiant draw clinches us 4th place. Alternatively, the Man United match was a near-perfect performance.

Clive Tyldesley's Gym Membership. They used to be my favourite band.

Still undecided about who to want to win, I should probably just enjoy it and relax. Chelsea have too many games anyway, regardless of cup final but then again we could nail down 5th with an extra one. Spurs have weaker depth but would one extra game really affect them? Tricky. C'mon football!!!

For all those that couldn't field 11 players, I'm on 61 points with bonuses and 2 Arsenal players (including Captain Van Persie) to come Almost closed the 23 point gap on stupid lil' brother too!

Ashley Young's dive, man. Absolutely out of order - banish him from Britain!