Ketsbaia

So if he gets a big transfer budget (which he won't), he'd be spunking it on Aiden McGeady? Too much of a cliché.

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I'm still not convinced that Downing isn't a parody.

Not encouraged by that liverpool team - Carragher and Spearing? Must only be because theyre local.

11 playing. Swish.

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PSG are back in the Champions League next season - surely they'd sign a higher profile striker?

So if Everton win, we want Chelsea to beat Spurs? They're more likely to finish 5th, I think.

Ahhh look at me, look at me, I've done a "look at me" joke on the poll. Pathetic.

Surely Dost couldn't play on the left like Ba does? That'd be a strange replacement. I really hope Ba signs a new deal.

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They've used Wes Brown's agent.

That's it guys, get yer coats we're off out....

After last season there'd have been all sorts of teams after him. Maybe Sochaux's bad season, combined with our excellent one has moved him into the 'realistic' zone. Has he still played well, despite their position?

A is for Ameobi's hat collection B is for Beeewwwwww C is for Classy neighbours D is for Demba's strawberry syrup E is for European football F is for FTM G is for Giggs H is for Hatem getting hauled off etc.

How can that not be frivolous? Still good news though.

This was an interesting paragraph.....

Krul Richards Kompany Coloccini Baines Yaya Toure Song Dempsey Silva Rooney Van Persie BENCH: Hart, Ivanovic, Assou-Ekotto, Valencia, Bale, Ba, Aguero

In a fit of rage, I've just sent a rant to FFT's letters section How can you look at that front cover and be instantly repulsed by his melted candle-like face? He's a tactical dinosaur and corrupt to the core. I can't wait for those media hacks to turn on him when he inevitably fails. He breaks almost every rule in the book and gets away with it.

Just an excuse to see Mike and Mimi tbh. I've figured you out.

Been ahead of Ketsbaia Jr. for all 31 weeks. Then on a dark Easter weekend, he's overtook and made a 24 point gap (thanks to the form of Dempsey, Walcott and Ben Arfa). Far more gutted than I should be....he's won it Alex Song in for Gareth Bale this week.

Dixy Chicken, hopefully

I like the green spellchecker squiggle I really, really hope Sir Ricky Sbragia is the next mackem to sign up on here. I sort of admire his poetic posts, imagine him talking with BABA!

I really like watching Dortmund. Didn't realise it kicked off at 7 though!

There's a rumour spreading on Facebook that WBCP is an ebony hunter. This true, mate? You should've said sooner!