Ketsbaia

Well remembered. Before this week the gap was 4. Now it's 55

8th place A 126pt haul this week thanks to Captain Van der Vaart (44), Pienaar (18), Cisse (15), Santon (11) and Howard (9). Absolutely shot up the league in the last month.

Some lacklustre tweet that suggested the top 5 goals of the season are cisse, ben arfa, ben arfa, cabaye and raylor. got a chuckle and a "i wonder who he supports".

Andy Gray read my tweet on talkSPORT today I fear that life won't get better than this - WHAT A MOMENT! My name was said in that soothing, scottish, misogynist accent. Perfection.

When you see a team sheet containing Lichaj, Weimann, Bannan, Clark, Herd and Heskey how can you not rely on them?

At work, loads of randoms were talking about the goal - many of whom dont even like football. I even heard people talking about it on the bus. Such a mental day.

If Spurs didn't win tonight I'd be confident but, even if we get 4-6pts, we're asking for too many favours. Such a shame, but I think the other two will see it through.

The curve he got on it...I'm convinced that given the right space it'd complete a full circle and land back at Cisse's feet.

I just don't wanna go to bed tonight

If there's ever a goal to bend the rules for, this is it.

We'll win. Because we can.

And who do they play for?

We've got a really, really special team here.

Blossoming into an exceptional player, I'm so pleased for him.

To be fair to Willo, he was magnificent tonight.

Such a shame that Spurs won

I feared the worst when it took 10 minutes and he got mummified on the pitch. And yet he's back up laughing 20 minutes later? Overreaction by the physios?

9 months from tonight there'll be a LOT of newborn babies, i reckon. Many of which are called Papiss.

On 115 points for the week - tonight was all about Papiss and Van der Vaart. Phenomenal.

I really dunno what to say about this match. The right words haven't been invented yet. Papiss Cisse is one of the best strikers I've ever seen, without doubt.

Did that actually happen? That outrageous, spellbinding, out of this world, fucking dreammaker of a goal.....actually happened?!?!

It looked like nothing. Less than that. Really worried though.

That was sensational. It says a lot about the performance that i'm annoyed its only 1-0. We've had plenty of good chances, i worry they'll come back to haunt us. But an exceptional first half.

The teams are very encouraging, I'm surprised Bobby Matthews chose Bertrand. The downside is that they can make supersubs.