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Damn, I was gonna do that Just needed the template.

Is Corchia as good a right back as he normally is on FM?

Lennon is struggling to get into Spurs' team, so I dunno where Hoilett will fit in. I'm sure that won't stop them getting him though.

In that case, I'm with Pardew......lets just take a draw.

GW34 has 8 teams not playing, so it'll be a struggle to get 11 playing. GW36 has those 8 teams playing twice, which is good for stocking up on. That's why I'm saving up transfers to make the most of both weeks. Probably get Mata and Moses in near the end.

Steeeeeevie Geeee

What brummie just did is probably illegal in most countries. Brutal.

Did Mancini just say he hopes the FA turn Balotelli's red into a straight red? They have completely fallen apart.

I love Balotelli but he was embarassing today. What a fucking idiot. Gutted that Arsenal, but there are two consolations: 1) Man City have nothing to play for at SJP 2) Arsenal were never the ones we would've caught. We can get Spurs or Chelsea, but not really Arsenal.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football/view/244855/Newcastle-set-to-tie-up-double-deal/?

On the replay, I think Caldwell ended up being the furthest one back.

It's a great podcast, mind. Love listening to it.

Can't believe Chelsea.....we were so, so close. An inept linesman cost us 2 points.

I hate Clint Dempsey (and Jelavic). Despite having Cisse in my team, this is the dark week where my brother finally overtook me for the first time this season - with a 10 point gap too! Miserable day.

Oh yeah? If Nile scored, how come this place hasn't gone down yet? Exactly.

You're my new favourite poster.

Cattermole gave that ball away a lot better than Tiote would've.

Spurs don't normally like coming up to the North East, hopefully that can continue today.

I feel so dirty for saying this, but a few months ago I played anonymously in one of RTG's games (hey, i love playing football and my 'mate' posts on there....they needed numbers!) and they seem to play several times a week at Goals in Sunderland. Wouldn't it be great if we could do that?

Would definitely be up for a game.

They should get Venables to narrate the goal over animated footage. That's how good it was.

That Messi is alright, but I think Connor Wickham would be better suited to Barca's style.

I'd have chose a more subtle wind-up on my first night here, but that's just me.

This has gotten very funny, very quickly

He got tactics spot on again today. It took him ages to play Santon, but he gradually got him in and it took him a LONG time to trust Ben Arfa but he finally has. Lessons are being learnt, whilst nurturing a fantastic atmosphere around the squad. We feel unbeatable at the moment, I certainly think we'll get 7 points out of the next 3. It really has been a phenomenal season and Pardew has been a big factor in that. Get yourself a drink, Pards