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Supporting liverpool yet again will be painful, especially as i fear they'll lose.

Shevchenko was practically Messi compared to Carroll and Torres, although the latter will eventually get back to how he was.

RTG is where the scum of society go to throw faeces at each other.

I hated that chant at first (the syllables are way way off ) but it's starting to grow on me.

No way We have a tricky end to the season.

That would be as likely as Real signing Julian Faubert.....oh.

Unbelievable! has said on here that Twente have the option to extend his contract, which they will. But even if it isn't for free, Douglas should still be affordable. Can't be as much of a bargain as Mbiwa though, 5m would be exceptional business. Personally I hope it's Mbiwa but think it's Douglas and that is also fine....as long as it is one of them.

WHAT ? Just noticed this too. Well that's brilliant news......I'll assume it is Douglas

If we don't lose at Chelsea then I think 5th is possible. By and large, we're still relying on Liverpool beating Everton though.

He's a big Undertaker fan.

Hoilett, Chung Yong, Diame, Moses, M Davies, McCarthy

Erm... We got Cisse for £8m He knew about Cisse when he played for Metz He knew about Tiote when he played for Roda JC Ben Arfa was obvious as he'd played for the national team He watches many games in Holland and France each weekend (duh) Says he watches teams so often that he just knows who the best players in those teams are (hence getting it right so often) Praise to Ashley/Llambias for sanctioning the signings Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Marveaux, Cisse and Tiote signings were his work. We wouldn't have bought any where near this quality if we hadn't sold Carroll for £35m He used to scout for Man City and Spurs His son is well rubbish at football. Not sure how to feel about this bit.

This time last year we had Shola and Lovenkrands up front Ridiculous stuff

It'll be really interesting to see how Carroll reacts to today. By the time he left he was totally humiliated and he already seemed mentally weak. But he deserves no sympathy after that pathetic dive.

Pieters is frothing at the gash to sign for us. I love that desperation

Would be happy with a draw but the way this season has gone, we may as well win this one too. It could actually be a very entertaining match if we play on the counter attack. Maybe we can trying tapping up Sigurdsson? I'll go for a 2-2.

Watching the downfall of Carroll was definitely a highlight of today. Today we destroyed whatever was left in the lad. Good.

It'll be heartbreaking if Everton get into Europe

You'd hope they give Ba the assist, there wasnt another touch.

It was a privilege and an honour to watch that. An amazing, phenomenal, magnificent afternoon. I cant believe this actually happened. What a season.

Sensational talent. He's a joy to watch.

What a shithead.

At times we've looked good, but very nervous about gutierrez at LB. Carroll is a lanky, diving bastard and Enrique is a greasy spanish omelette bastard. It'll be heartbreaking if we dont make europe. TOON TOON!

Enrique can fuck right off, fucking twat.