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for the first time ever, a PL manager actually forfeits a match. but why did it have to be us? and why make it so obvious?

That is hilarious. .......now tell the truth. Oh shiiiiit.

He'll have to.

Van der Vaart or Nasri? Difficult decision. EDIT: Too late anyway, actually.

Option 1: Put Ferguson at LB Option 2: Taylor at RB (might be better at preventing Bale) and Simpson to LB Option 3: Move Jonas to LB where he can match Lennon's energy. But LM....... Basically we're screwed. Having said that, if there was any doubt, I'd rather keep him for the very important and winnable Wigan match.

His punditry talent

Forgetting wages, what if they threw Adebayor into the deal? Having said that, the idea of selling Carroll right now is catastrophic.

We don't get enough luck to be able to do that. They'll probably score via a backside.

that thread, incredibly, is a new low for those cunts

Scored 55 points, but if Tevez was captain instead of Carroll, it would've been mint!

Welcome back Messi, absolutely love the avatar/sig!

Great news as we can get some good coin for the lad. I fear Pardew will persist with him over Willo, but at least he's not terrible and its certainly better to have him around than not. Sell him in the summer, use that money to get Ben Arfa and find a modest priced CB.

I fear all these rumours will chip away at him and eventually Ashley will cave in. If he is sensible he'd know that it'd be ludicrous to sell him now, but we've all learnt that he clearly isn't. It'll be a long January.

kingdawson reckons sitting back and soaking it tends to work against spurs. so despite saying 4-4-2 earlier, i'd go 4-5-1 and frustrate them. then bring ranger on with 10 minutes left to buzz around and be a pain in the arse.

What are we gonna do with Gosling when he returns? I'd like a Barton-Gosling-Tiote-Jonas midfield until HBA comes back.

Wolves, Blackpool and Wigan/Blackburn/West Brom to go down.

I honestly think if we were ballsy enough to go for Adam Johnson on loan, we'd have a good chance of getting him. Bit nervous that Sunderland would get involved too, but why not try?

He's English, so treble how much he's actually worth.

He's amazing. Even at 2-0 down I was absolutely adamant that Carroll would score - and he did. As always

Is it sad that I read this and it didn't surprise me?

i just love them both so much that photo is immense

Krul Simpson Williamson Coloccini Enrique Routledge Barton Tiote Jonas Ranger Carroll Really didn't want to put Routledge there, but whats the alternative? Guthrie? Smith? We have a case of 'who is the least bad' here. Definite defeat, without doubt. A miserable day. Tottenham HateSpurs 3-0 Newcastle

You caught me!

So he didn't get much grief? Jeeeesus, we have some stupid fans......