Ketsbaia

Would love him to mark Carroll on Saturday....they've clearly got a game of oneupmanship going on.

Poor Kev.

the kid is unproven. still to perform on a big stage

Arnautovic equalizes for Werder Bremen against his old club.

not quite 2-2, is it?

Intended to watch Barcelona tonight, but have to keep flicking now. No way am I missing Spurs get anally abused. Greatest night ever.

Absolute perfection, I love this. Hope Redknapp trips over his ultra-saggy cheeks, the wheeling dealing bastard.

Sounds like he's had a glimpse of the next few years and seen it wont be good. Think we've all suspected that they might go downhill soon, so for a Man United fan this must be very worrying. Fun to watch though.

...until we play Man City and De Jong is coming... Its ok, the other match with them is Boxing Day. So it'll be over with.....unless we do well in the FA Cup.

The fans were on his back straight away at Bolton, at least at Boro there wont be any there.....

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It shouldn't be the West Ham presser. Sure it'll be nothing spectacular....

The Rooney deal had loads of add-ons. So would you measure profit from the maximum value (£27m), or the inital payment?

Thats just daft Palermo managed it from 40 yards, with Colo's hair, 60 should be a piece of piss Wouldn't it absorb some of the energy? I'm a killjoy....

Taking one step back, I think its obvious that Wayne Rooney is coming in to be assistant.

She didn't know about them when he said he wanted out. If thats the case, why did the Fergie/Rooney relationship fall apart? I thought only the personal problems caused the rift.....

Very interesting because I didn't think Ferguson would admit that. Still can't see him leaving though, maybe this is all part of Ferguson's plan.

Nailed on draw, to be honest. Other safe bets include Ameobi to score anytime and Bent to score a penalty. 1-1.

Wenger is fairly lean. Keeps himself in good nick....

Sky got what they deserved there. Why show Blackburn vs Sunderland as Monday Night Football? Idiots.

Wonder how Ben Arfa would react if Hughton went. He seemed touched by the 8 hour hospital round trip.

Yeh Elmohamady looks really good. In fact, Sunderland's XI is probably the best outside the top 8. Very strong.

whatever he's done it must be bad. firstly he is left out the squad, then he gets lumped with Carroll.

Yeh I was shocked when they said that. Theres a few whispers now, but there was certainly no pressure before Saturday. Nowhere near what we're used to.

I'd send Phil Brown there, for comedy purposes. Or Gary Glitter.