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Only has to be covering part of the line if you look directly down onto it IIRC, doesn't have to be touching it. thanks harsh (but true) words from george boateng there

also, shades of marco tardelli with parker's celebration

the kid isn't wearing a hat --> not shola's

the ball was outside the quadrant for both wigan goals, clearly.

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C'mon Blackpool It'd be surreal to see a club like that in the Premiership. Then again, I felt the same with Wigan, Hull, Burnley......

Those three, plus Wigan and Birmingham. I also wonder when the Stoke bubble will burst.

To the tune of Campione: Ameobi Ameobi Shola, Shola, Shola Ameobi Ameobi Shola, Shola, Shola

Just got back in and after a very good first half, we were so sloppy in the second. Their goal looked offside at first, guess the Football League Show will clear it up. Enrique had some surprisingly poor moments, but Jonas was absolutely fantastic. He completely tore them apart at will. Nice to see Nicky Butt win a penalty in his last match, altough its fitting that the last pass he made went straight to Ipswich. It was amazing to finally see us get some semi-glory, but I didn't think the atmosphere was that great. Also, too many Roy Keane chants. Nice to hear SBR stuff though. CAMPIONE!

I like that blue kit, although they should alter the northern rock logo and get rid of the white on the collar. Nice as a third kit. Lovely home kit, custard cream and this as the third would be ideal

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1268445/West-Ham-join-Newcastle-Wigan-chase-Oldham-teenager-Tom-Eaves.html?ITO=1490

More from TheBig_Sam: Woke up in the middle of the night sucking my finger - with the other hand shoved right up my arse. I'm gonna call it the 'sexy teapot'. I'm in stitches here. Carlton just made a right fool out of Will, while Uncle Phil got really angry with Geoffrey the butler. What larks. Need to get the lock on the bloody bathroom door fixed. Was having a bubble-bath wank there and the missus just walked right in. I was right at the point of climax, shouting "sink the Belgrano, Big Sam!" when I noticed her glare. She'll use this against me. Whore. Get in - my vintage WWF Legion of Doom spiky shoulderpads have arrived from the internet. Lets see that cunt in Homebase throw me out now.

Don't Belgium have lots of team spirit problems? I read that the dressing room is normally at war. I agree they should be doing a lot better though. If they had a good striker (not Lukaku) they could be very dangerous.

I'll have just finished Uni so I can watch every match (apart from the final group stage matches when 2 matches are simultaneous!!). I'm so excited, I think I might create a World Cup shrine around the TV. I'll probably have 3 wall planners, which is completely pointless but who cares.....IT'S THE WORLD CUP!!!

Champions League and administration?? Sounds like an exciting season....

Mentioned it a few pages back, but Anthony Annan is the CM powerhouse that we need. He's the one!

Inter played well tonight, but what impressed me about Barcelona was that even when 'panicking' they didn't change their style......just kept playing patient, beautiful football and created plenty of chances from it. they just need to SHOOT! the 2nd leg is going to be great, although part of me thinks its a 0-0er. Mourinho

Could still get us into the playoffs tbh. The DJ playing "Who let the dogs out?", "You ain't nothin but a hound dog" and the Dog Tannion theme

TheBig_Sam is hilarious. Heres some of his latest: Was walking back from bingo when some cabbie shouted out: "Heading home for the election debate, Big Sam?" I yelled back: "Yep - if 'election debate' is another term for having a wank on a bean bag while listening to 'Dark Side of the Moon'". Was phoning round all the local taxi firms, hoping to get a lass on the other end so I could do a bit of my patented phone flirting. Eventually got one. Rhonda was her name. I tried all my moves but the cow just wasn't biting. Decided i'd better bring out the big guns. Told her I'd like to make love to her "via the back door". "Right up the wrong 'un, Rhonda," I said. "Right up the biscuit aisle." Big Sam now plays the waiting game to see if she's got the balls to go to the cops, like she said. Might go hang around outside that new nightclub at the end of our road - pick off some of the young lasses who don't get in. Get fucking in - the missus just went to the shop and brought me back a Snickers Ice-Cream and the new Panini World Cup 2010 sticker album. The missus wanted a go at placing one of the stickers, so I let her put in Dario Veron of Paraguay. As usual, she fucked it up. It's wonkier than Heather Mills on a skateboard. I exploded. Called her a "pile of fucking arse seepage" and give her a kick on the muff. I've calmed down now, though. Sent her on to bed so I can tuck into this Snickers and catch up with the lovely ladies from 'The Hills'. I'm in a right horny mood. Had a high-intensity wank while running on the treadmill earlier. The cleaners will earn their money today. Just finished a 47-minute MSN chat with Sir Alex. It had everything. It was informative, entertaining, educational, sexy AND intriguing.

One of several threads tonight that are future Hall of Famers

Exactly. It must be a man (a hideous man, but a man nonetheless)

Every year, we have to put up with other fans' pitch invasions and dressing room celebrations. Finally its our turn

First time in a while that we've had the same manager all season (unless.....)

What thought process made him think "These celebrations are great, I've got to tweet this"?

We fucked that ass up, Larry!