Ketsbaia

Wrong Sissoko. This is the young Toulouse one.

I reckon its Bent, Huddlestone, Dawson, Parker, Warnock, Wright-Phillips and Adam Johnson to go home.

my bet said "England to score three". I'm hoping they're not still on zero

So how is Bent playing? Pretty bad I'm guessing.....

How would the Sunday Sun know if they're banned from SJP and (I presume) official contact with the club?

i don't think people bleed in vertical lines

Mourinho

How is 24 any more or less 'round/symmetric' than 16? Think he's on about 16 > 8 > 4 > 2 rather than 24 > wtf? let's let the thid placed team join as well, lolz. Yep that's what I meant. Should've picked a better word.

24 teams is sheer stupidity. 16 is a nice, round, symmetric number and they mess it up. tbh I didn't even know who was in the running for Euro 2016

We've already got Guti on the left wing

there'll be no decent players there at this rate!

We need a way to adapt Vindaloo by Fat Les. Crackin' song!

36 isn't a good age to start in a new country, especially the Premiership.

West Ham have got rid of Steve Clarke http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/2987624/West-Ham-have-axed-coach-Steve-Clarke.html Always rated him

Aruna Dindane has signed for Qatari side Lekhwiya. What a waste.

They should start a poll and give us a choice. We are the ones buying it, after all. Especially as they'll want to nail their first kit for us.

Jean Tigana is the new Bordeaux manager.

The advantage Mourinho has over Del Bosque and Capello is that he has glamour. Those two got sacked despite winning things, but Mourinho's personality is made for Real Madrid. Ok they might have to play slightly duller football, but after years without winning the league, maybe thats now something the fans are willing to sacrifice.

The Sun are an absolute mess. Yes, Everton will bid £4m for free agent Joe Ledley But it looks like Darren Ambrose is off to QPR for 750k Absolute bargain!

Out of the Big 8, Germany, France and Holland are weak teams. Italy are REALLY old now. Argentina have a nutcase in charge, England obviously won't do it. So that leaves Brazil and Spain. I like it that its genuinely hard to pick a winner this year, though the favourites havn't done great in recent tournaments.

Finally won one. Its been several weeks now.

Rumours that Maradona has started the team chef, the coach driver and the guy from the local corner shop in his XI

Onuoha was on Soccer AM the other week....he doesn't seem like one of those thick, clueless footballers. He's clever and a good laugh. We could do with some more good personalities. And for £3m, it could easily be bargain of the summer.

It has to be Brazil. It isn't pretty, but its efficient. Hope Spain can do it though.

Doesn't Caulkin know what it looks like? Link him to see if this is what he saw