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Le Guen has to be up there with Maradona and Domenech for stupidity.

"Paul Le Guen is going to do something here" Geremi on for Makoun

Adebayor's phone just went off

Roeder will be scribbling away on his notepad as we speak

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2010/06/14/chris-hughton-makes-vow-on-nufc-signings-72703-26647844/

We'll start with Man City at home

http://tv2sport.dk/files/tv2sport.dk/imagecache/640x360/20091118FB-1015.jpghttp://www.arenabola.com/data/10_6918_Fabio_Capello.jpg Morten Olsen and Fabio Capello

Starting to warm up now.....

The biggest at the moment is 1142. We've got to aim for that!

Yep, all it needs is a group of players to say something. As soon as they affect the football itself, they have to go, and I think they do.

Semi-finals. Not because they're one of the best 4 teams there, but because that half of the draw is so damn easy. As soon as they encounter a good side, they're gonners.

I feel completely 100% English (and I am). Grown up in England, speak English, went to school in England etc. Totally English. But if somebody told me I was born in another country and lived there for a year, that wouldn't change a thing because I still feel completely English. So in that respect, I don't have a problem with what Germany are doing. Its the Algeria squad that are in the wrong.....BBC said 17 (i think) of their squad were born in France and several of those had only stepped foot in Algeria earlier this year.

Ned Boulting and the ITV crew were defending it, which I could understand if it was a trumpet, but its the same long note again and again. I just don't get why they could possibly be a good thing.

Gone for a safe-ish £2 on Holland-Denmark over 2.5 goals, and Italy-Paraguay under 2.5 goals. Returns £6.08

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQQZunR6Bjs Immortalised forever on the internet

Never a red card for Cahill. Might've been asked already, but can Australia appeal it? Germany were majestic tonight, and Ozil is the lead magician.....his finishing wasn't good, but imagining him and Messi together distracted me all night. Still don't think they can win, and they may have peaked too soon, but what a great start. That, along with Holland playing tomorrow, might finally get this tournament going. Definitely looking forward to the second half of the draw (Holland, Brazil, Ivory Coast, Chile, Spain....)

Theres no tunes, or any rhythm whatsoever. They're completely pointless and I honestly don't see what their appeal is in the first place. Africans aren't tone deaf are they? They're punishing themselves.

Desailly

Is that legit? Even Americans couldn't be that stupid. Shame to see Serbia pretty much crash out like, but why do they keep choking on the big stage? This tournament has been such a slow starter

That Algeria - Slovenia match made me weep. Truly awful match although the funny sending off did liven it up a bit. Hopefully this match will be a cracker!

Just seen the Come Dine With Me from the other night and it was one of the funniest programmes I've ever watched. Fashanu

From News of the World: Sunderland plan £7m move for Upson Joe Ledley to sign for Stoke Deco is off to Fluminense Birmingham have made a £5m bid for Fabricio Miccoli Man City will pay £15m for Philippe Mexes

When Gosling scored for Everton against Liverpool.

Its incredible how many winners start off slowly. Its the opposite of what Holland do, basically.

Katy Perry is meant to be proper lush, but I still don't see it, man. Completely overrated. I mean yes, obviously I'd drill a hole in her if I could, but she wasn't even the most attractive woman in the studio. Quite liked Corden's show tbh :-[