Ketsbaia

Can confirm. Sounds like it could be an exciting time to move back to the North East

Oblak Lahm - S Ramos - van Dijk - Maldini Gilberto Silva De Bruyne - Nedved Messi - Kane - Mbappe It was Shearer over Kane all the way but Southampton blocked van Dijk, enabling Godin to go out and Oblak to come in.

Everytime I see the STID abbreviation, all I can think of is uncertainly over whether it's an STI or an STD. Kinda fitting, really

They need to announce this ASAP, not sure I can take many more of these potential obstacles.

Doucoure is good shout because I remember Man City's first step was to buy their rivals' best players (Lescott, Barry, Santa Cruz, Given etc). Until we can attract the elite, let's go for Doucoure, Ruben Neves, Chilwell etc. Not Grealish though because he seems like a twat.

Luka Jovic was mentioned on the last page and that'd be both great and realistic.

The nationalities is what got me, especially considering all the world-class players who have played for Barca or Real. A Messi - Shearer - Mbappe front three plus a good defence but really struggled with midfield.

I'd make Allegri first choice ahead of Pochettino for sure. Even maybe Ralf Rangnick to oversee the project? I suppose Rafa would be there somewhere too.

I want to guess...

Class :lol:

The moral stuff is very quickly becoming tiresome. PL is full of questionable morals, I don't feel guilty at all.

That's what a lockdown does tbh.

He was my first thought, before immediately dismissing it and spending half an hour going through each club one-by-one

Was so far up Freddie's arse that he was almost signing the checks himself. He acted like the Oracle of the north and was extremely annoying, as well as ugly as f***. But he did often have the inside line, despite the odd hilarious mistake (Brett Emerton). Wonder whatever happened to him. I actually have some sympathy for Lee Ryder though. I'm also dreadful at spell chegking my own work. I liked this bit, intentional or not

What I'd like to know is whether these next few weeks give Ashley time to change his mind, or if he's taken it out of his hands by signing everything. Because he's a twat, he could definitely change his mind.

Coutinho is my guess

I don't idolise Rafa like many do but, admittedly, the idea of him running a project with no limitations makes me excited.

In the same way that mackem fans helped switch their pink seats to red, I think they should get ours in to take down the Sports Direct signs. We'd be queuing round the block.

Everyone round Loki's for celebratory food

Everyday will be a birthday once this goes through. What a brilliant start to Life 2.0 (once lockdown is lifted)

2020 has been insane so far

I'm about to break down into tears here, what an absolute wuss :lol: But it's been 13 years of pure misery and we deserve the party of a lifetime. LIFT THE LOCKDOWN.

What a morning

Love all this stuff because quite often there's lots of logic in there. Makes a hell of a lot of sense.