Ketsbaia

This 'direction' is as clear and predictable as a Saint-Maximin dribble.

Gareth Barry Douglas Luiz Gustavo

No way would he be interested in joining

Shakhtar's goalie just won them a penalty too. Foster, Walker and Pyatov have made it a fun few days for The Goalkeepers Union.

Love owt like this. Kyle Walker in goal.

Real Madrid win a penalty and 18-year-old Rodrygo has the chance to complete a ten minute hat-trick. Obviously Sergio Ramos steps up to Panenka it. 3-0.

Sell Werner, buy Haaland. Easy.

Holy shit, we're getting some mental scores of late.

4-3 and 2 Ajax red cards. Mental.

Love watching this Ajax play, especially Ziyech.

He's a bag of revels.

More Bruce bathroom visions?

The Totally Football Show described ASM and Almiron as 'chaos theory on legs' and that seems about right.

First green arrow in ages to stop the freefall Happy with that considering the Man City triple-up backfired and I still don't have Mane. 74pts thanks to Soyuncu, Lundstram, Abraham, Vardy etc. Even had Rico's clean sheet and Hayden's assist stuck on the bench.

Was thinking Spurs could easily get red reversed but VAR actually gave that red? Keep VAR and there'll be no football fans in a couple of generations time.

FA and Premier League need to fucking fix this. November and it's already a farce, god knows how worse it's going to get.

It'd feel like such a bad fit. Feels like Arsenal would be selling their soul in order to chase 3rd place.

Love a bit of Stengs and Boadu

Relegation makes us less attractive to a buyer and I'm not even sure it'd piss Ashley off.

When I'm on the loo tonight, I'll remember how good we were today.

That pass from Jorginho was obscene

Doing ok, apart from having Sterling ©, De Bruyne and Aguero That went badly but Lundstram and Alexander-Arnold delivered, would've been even better if unfit Cantwell wasn't thrown on with 5 mins to go - Rico clean sheet left on the bench!

My plan is to sit around and not watch these pricks