Ketsbaia

Tins in the fridge.

Alexander-Arnold is out of this world. Every week.

Blank GW for Man City, Arsenal, Aston Villa and Sheff Utd because of the Carabao Cup Final.

Ashley knows it's hard to put a price on thousands of idiot sheep giving you their money and letthing you do whatever you want.

Aubameyang is becoming a real enemy I never have him and it genuinely feels like he's scored 50 goals this season! He's a real rank-shredder.

Not bothered tbh because I'd be done as well. But ASM, Almiron, Schar, Dubravka and S Longstaff will be out. The rest (Ritchie, Lascelles, Hayden, Gayle, Shelvey etc) will be good at that level. £40m Joelinton will stay because, even if we tried cutting our losses on him, we'd not even get £20m for him.

Fair play to Dubravka, mind. He was class today.

Aston Villa are awful and have terrible games from now til the end. Just have to hope one of West Ham or Bournemouth can't find a way to escape, although the 'hope' of staying up is probably mis-placed.

Looking at the table you'd assume they've had a bad time but have a good run coming up. Nope. Liverpool (a), Arsenal (a), Tottenham (a) and Chelsea (H) in their next six. They've got Wolves too.

4-4, end-to-end blockbuster. Joelinton hat-trick.

Team Rob Lee, mate #neverforget

4-1 now. Dangerous scoreline.

Atalanta 4 (FOUR) - 0 Valencia

De Bruyne with a goal and assist tonight. He's good..... almost Haaland levels of good.

Ilicic, 2-0 Atalanta

Hateboer, 1-0 Atalanta

Haaland will need his own thread soon, such is his rate of remarkable performances.

Or they should just suck it up and play somebody out of position, or change formation, or play one of the many kids they've consistently broken the rules to sign *grumble*. It's not like Barcelona have a famed academy that constantly produces talent either.

It should just be a loan until summer.

I think the combination of Mike Ashley and VAR is getting me close to packing it in, although teams breaking away for a Super League will be the final nail for me.

They need to hurry up and complete this, mind. Without it, we're down the shitter from next season.

Brucie, give us a wave. Brucie Brucie, give us a wave.

Yep. This is the worst thing to happen to the game yet imo. Like I said in a different thread, the sooner the elite fuck off by themselves the better. Agree totally. Let City, Man U, Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea and Liverpool join a European superleague. Throw real, barca, atletico, benfica, sporting Lisbon, bayern, Dortmund, milan, inter, roma, lazio, Napoli, psg, marseille and zenit in and let the fuckers get on with it. I've never really got this opinion. If 5/6 English clubs go to a Super League, what's the point in winning the Premier League? It'd mean nothing.

I love how Liverpool and Man City defend most in their attacking third.