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Mad, I don't think Sheff Utd are in any real danger of going down.

Super Honeyman was sold and Watmore is seemingly injured for life.

No Salah either. Unbelievable.... won't even get 11 players out this week. Every week is just a disaster. Very tempted to delete the team and move on with life

Be interested to see him alongside Carroll, who can replace him as the focal point.

This one wasn't too bad actually. If a team can look good without getting a shot on target, this is the example.

Took a 4-point hit on Wilson & Soyuncu for Pukki & Otamendi, with Abraham captain. So Abraham blanks, Wilson blanks (Bournemouth and Norwich were the only teams without a clean sheet, so obviously it was 0-0) and Aguero is benched again

Abraham captain of my FPL team, so I think we'll win 1-0

I thought it was too early to be calling their takeover off. But those mediocre managers aren't turning them down if they're about to be rich, are they?

Good choice for them, considering where they are.

If true, that's a solid choice for them. Was really hoping they'd go Ainsworth.

Shame about Cack Dross, he was doing us proud.

Juninho basically runs Lyon now and he's had to very quickly sack his mate. They've been linked with Wenger and Blanc today.

I'd be amazed if that PE teacher wasn't a nonce To be fair, Boyzone are a well-established motivational tool. For example, when the going gets tough, the tough get going

I'm a bit detached now but even I couldn't stop smiling during that interview. Lush story

Good asset to have, he's exciting.

Before that Wolves goal, I was set to be 160k. Already down to 300k. Otamendi, Sterling and Aguero © all being twats.

Title already decided by 6th October. Grim that it's the scousers.

Painful to watch

Poch played for PSG, so there's always a chance of that as well.

Yeah, thinking the same. Rarely make him captain either, so what's the point? Definitely time to sell Pukki.

Can't wait to get rid of Pukki, like. Last week's Wildcard was a regret - it was to get in De Bruyne (now injured), Abraham (blanked v Brighton) and a few others but it meant losing Dunk and McGinn

His value was insane given that he'd played a dozen games and just turned 21. You get late bloomers, I guess but that value is a perfect example of how crazy the transfer market is right now.

Best pages of this thread in years tbh

By default, it'll be a great day when Ashley leaves. But I don't trust Kenyon to be much different tbh, and are these guys even rich? In other news, this definitely won't happen.

Pep can rot in hell, honestly. This week it's Aguero's turn to be benched. This Wildcard came down to Sterling & Haller vs Aguero & Maddison and clearly the wrong decision was made