ChrisMcQuillan

Wes Brown playing for Forest, apparently.

2-1 now at Palace

Shola coming on. Ffs.

Blackpool didn't have it last season, did they?

Leg fell off.

Why does everyone who visits SJP have a totally shite camera?

Disgusting.

Carroll just doesn't play for Liverpool like he does for us. He can't be assed.

Slightly concerned he still thinks it's the Coca Cola Cup. Probably explains why he thinks Shola holds promise.

Krul Simpson Kadar Coloccini Ferguson Marveaux Gosling Cabaye Guthrie Sammy Ba

Ameobi dropped. Thank fuck.

Prepare for disappointment.

What I want: Krul Simpson Taylor Coloccini Ferguson Tiote Gosling Cabaye Marveaux Jonas Ba/Best What we'll get: Krul Simpson Taylor Coloccini Raylor Obertan Tiote Cabaye Jonas Ameobi Best

Ba, Shola Ameobi, Lovenkrands, Best, Sammy Ameobi. That's just so weak.

Jonas looks like he left his back door wide open, and he's only just remembered.

Nah, youv'e missed out Perch man.

Is there any way to legally sell a season ticket?

Sounds slightly positive. So did having a striker in 100%, Carroll staying 100% and all the £35m reinvested 100%. It's all bullshit man, you just have to turn up and watch and hope for a win.

Acrimony Llambias & co are horrible. You just know that all failed transfer negotiations end with: Agent: "I'm afraid we can't possibly agree. Sorry." Derek: "Yeah? YEAH?! Well... FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! We never wanted [insert player name] anyway!" Agent: "Right." Derek: "Oh, and there's some cheap Lonsdale trainers available only at SportsDirect this week. Bye now."

9 defeats in 32 is damned good. 10 wins in 32 is less so.

He's in the Reserve Squad today.

Claims he's been ill on twitter

4th in the league, like all stats, can be misleading. We're unbeaten with 3 clean sheets. Yet we're averaging less than a goal a game.