ChrisMcQuillan

Dunne man

FT

Best poor there.

4 + injury

He looks pretty poor today, and I'm a fan of his.

AWAY AGAIN

Precisely.

SuperLad.

I worked out that we had an entire first XI and bench the other week that cost 500k less than Carroll.

Aye right enough!

Not conceding enough goals? Solid defending got you down? Looking promising overall. Here's James Perch.

We'll definitely lose on pens with this team on the pitch. If we had Krul and our first team, different matter.

Wes Brown playing for Forest, apparently.

2-1 now at Palace

Shola coming on. Ffs.

Blackpool didn't have it last season, did they?

Leg fell off.

Why does everyone who visits SJP have a totally shite camera?

Disgusting.

Carroll just doesn't play for Liverpool like he does for us. He can't be assed.

Slightly concerned he still thinks it's the Coca Cola Cup. Probably explains why he thinks Shola holds promise.

Krul Simpson Kadar Coloccini Ferguson Marveaux Gosling Cabaye Guthrie Sammy Ba

Ameobi dropped. Thank fuck.