ChrisMcQuillan

Prepare for disappointment.

What I want: Krul Simpson Taylor Coloccini Ferguson Tiote Gosling Cabaye Marveaux Jonas Ba/Best What we'll get: Krul Simpson Taylor Coloccini Raylor Obertan Tiote Cabaye Jonas Ameobi Best

Ba, Shola Ameobi, Lovenkrands, Best, Sammy Ameobi. That's just so weak.

Jonas looks like he left his back door wide open, and he's only just remembered.

Nah, youv'e missed out Perch man.

Is there any way to legally sell a season ticket?

Sounds slightly positive. So did having a striker in 100%, Carroll staying 100% and all the £35m reinvested 100%. It's all bullshit man, you just have to turn up and watch and hope for a win.

Acrimony Llambias & co are horrible. You just know that all failed transfer negotiations end with: Agent: "I'm afraid we can't possibly agree. Sorry." Derek: "Yeah? YEAH?! Well... FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOU!!!! We never wanted [insert player name] anyway!" Agent: "Right." Derek: "Oh, and there's some cheap Lonsdale trainers available only at SportsDirect this week. Bye now."

9 defeats in 32 is damned good. 10 wins in 32 is less so.

He's in the Reserve Squad today.

Claims he's been ill on twitter

4th in the league, like all stats, can be misleading. We're unbeaten with 3 clean sheets. Yet we're averaging less than a goal a game.

Gah :lol: The idea that the Mackems with Bardsley and Cattermole are complaining of ungentlemanly conduct via view obstruction... Don't know where to begin.

If I hear that Taylor at RB shite again, I will go on a killing spree.

Exactly, said before the game, there is no way anyone should get p*ssed if he doesn't play when we have no idea where the level of his preparation is for the game. Ordinarily I'd agree. But the QPR fans were laughing at Raylor all night. We're very lucky - nothing more than that - that Taylor did not cause us to concede.

No problems with Taylor and Coloccini continuing given Taylor's recent improvement. Just wish Williamson a speedy recovery...

Cause he's former Man Utd.

Replace Ameobi with Ben Arfa when not injured, keep Best, and have a combination of Jonas/Marveaux/Obertan backed up by Cabaye & Tiote behind. That'll be fine. Unfortunately, Ameobi keeps getting picked.

Inept managing tonight.

Lack of CB depth remains a worry.

It's not like Ba got an assist in the last game and should be rewarded.

Pardew clearly doesn't want us to get too excited this early in the season. A nice defeat to end hopes will go down nicely. Step forward Raylor against SWP and Ameobi against the only person marginally slower than he is, Anton Ferdinand.

Really worried that we won't be able to replace the chances he created last season. Cabaye is sexy as, but we haven't seen if he can replace Barton like for like in that regard.

Liverpool just went and signed everyone, particularly people who scored against them last season. Signings like Suarez and Enrique were top notch, but I think Carroll will never live up to the price tag. Not while they continue with that style of football (ie. a decent one).