Here's a question for yer...
Can you imagine after speaking with Donachie actually offering him a contract and employing the bloke? I think I'd barely make it through the small talk before launching myself off of the nearest cliff to escape his nasal Scottish 'paranoid android' drone.
Therefore, we must conclude that oor Willie is one mutherfuker of a reserve team manager and a coach extraordinaire. Yes?
Well I'd like to think that, and you do make a good point. His track record isn't glorious though, and hearing the bloke speak, I can't imagine he'd inspire much confidence in a tree cricket let alone rising football stars from abroad.