themanupstairs

Fuck me what a finish by Sturridge!! Retarded celebration though as per

Someone's bound to get a hammering at SJP at some point. Hope it will be this shower of shit.

Drogba is such a fantastic player, but he's also such a fucking fruitcake poof! Unbelievable what a soft shite he is.

Pardew is looking a bit one dimensional. The amount of control we had for 70 odd min and the fact they were sitting deep would mean HBA would have time on the ball and we could go at it with a bit more creativity. Really baffling decision to keep him off the pitch. This is the sort of result managers should be held accountable for imo.

The buck stops with Pardew on this one. He's waxed lyrical about Ben Arfa being a player that "will excite the Geordie public" and all that waffle, and he's not used him in a home match against a side that had only 2 away points prior to this fixture. His system worked in the first half, but it didn't in the 2nd. Apart from fitness issues there is no excuse for not bringing Ben Arfa on along with Shola, when he eventually did make a sub. Pathetic.

Lee Mason is a fucktard wanker

The lineswoman

Cabaye suspension

Coloccini is a fucking GOD!!!!

Loving Santon's forward play! Definition of a marauding full-back.

Having a torrid time up against Best Ba. Committed a few needless fouls which could have cost them. Built like a tank with 2 left feet.

Should have watched a tape of Nathan Redmond's performance on Thursday. Exactly what is required from Obertan in this team, and we know he has what it takes to do it. Not sure he does mind

Would love a handsome win here and clean sheet. 4-0 come on!!!

Definitely Pardew's biggest test is this difficult period where he has to get the players who are available to mirror the football and the results achieved by the full-strength team. If we get maximum points from Swansea and WBA, I'll start truly believing we can achieve that top 7 finish.

Mehdi Abeid starts? Good stuff! Will be good to see what this lad's made of.

Coming from someone whose links to the club don't extend beyond a computer screen? Wow! Just wow!

Yet you still feel the need to compare it to the Enrique situation, grow up. December 2010 - Enrique hadn't signed a new contract. August 2010 - Enrique signs for Liverpool. December 2011 - Coloccini hasn't signed a new contract. Enough trolling man

Shudder at the thought. Hate the jammy cunts but fair play to them. Would love NUFC to have been in that draw.

Manure have drawn Ajax

Anyhoo!.... How about that Andrew Carroll! Would anyone have him back here?

'twas in the FA Cup. Turns out you're absolutely right

How is Trevor Sinclair's scissor kick from outside the box for QPR not on that list?

Oh yes. Silky meandering run in the middle of the park, a quick look up and pow!! Missile! Scored against Tim Flowers no less. Great goal.

Looks like Johan Elmander will be winning that at a canter! Lovely goal but

Very impressed with Nathan Redmond, playing on the right wing for Brum. Skill, pace, and a great cross for the goal. Played things first time, but can also beat a man when he needs to. Lovely little player. Still only 17 too, has the potential to develop into a great player. Won't be surprised if a few PL clubs coming knocking in January. wtf?? just had a look, and it's hard to believe he's that young! Plays with such a confidence and swagger! One to keep an eye on certainly.