themanupstairs

No excuse for not sorting out the defense first.  Colo, Williamson, Saylor, Raylor, all are rubbish.

Chin up mate, he's already fucked off

Cyprus! Nice.

How could you not react in the split second of somebody shoving a finger up your arse.

 

But the video just shows him sticking a finger up his arse and he then goes down holding his face. Cavani literally did nothing.

He raised his hand to his face didnt he? Don't blame him like.

Barely brushed his fingers past Jara's ugly cheating scumbag mug. Mind you when it comes to Uruguay, it's probably karma.

Even worse is the state of that refereeing

 

 

as if he got sent off for it man.

 

2nd yellow. Which was fully deserved. Although that ref is dogshite in general but in this case I don't think he's wrong.

 

wut the chilean literally stuck a finger up his arse man. Come on.

Jara is the one of the most odious cunts going in football. Scumbag of the highest order, with very little actual ability to boot. Hated him since he was at WBA.

This Amy lass reckons her insider from newcastle reckon hes adamant Austin going to newcastle.

 

Not saying I believe her but just mentioning it

Wish I was insider from Newcastle. Wish I was insider from anywhere tbh.

Iniesta simply just doesn't look like one of the world's best footballers. S'always been mildly amusing to me. Looks like he should be in IT, or something.

Peddling water filtration systems tbh

I got Keys comin from ovaseas, cost the BeIn 200 g's

Shelvey, borini, shawcross and omeruo and bamford from Chelsea would be achievable targets in my opinion

 

Seriously?

 

You choose Borini out of all that s***?

There's a case to be made for why all the others could possibly be useful signings. But Borini ffs? He's a considerable level below any of the above names. Absolutely woeful "player", and an utter cunt to boot.

Shelvey, borini, shawcross and omeruo and bamford from Chelsea would be achievable targets in my opinion

Seriously?

Am I right in thinking Spurs will now have Walker, Naughon, Yedlin, Trippier and Dier who all can and do play at right back?

 

It's even more complex than that. Poch supposedly wants fullbacks who love pushing on to give width up front. Naughton is gone, Dier should only be a CB, and the feeling is that Walker is now a perma-crock and his injuries have completely compromised his game. Most of us thought Yedlin was a great shout, but the rumour is that he has been embarrassingly bad in training. Yet he looked excellent against Sydney (yeah, I know).

 

We have two really tasty-looking young RBs as well - Fredericks (Middlesbrough loan) and Kyle Walker-Peters (believe it or not).

 

I'm guessing that we try to get money for Walker, Trippier becomes the RB, Yedlin stays as backup/cup player. Fredericks stays on loan. I'm also guessing that most of you couldn't give a f*** .

What in the actual fuck? :lol:

Skirmish tin.

 

More like a disagreement purse.

Tiff trinket.

Handbags handbag

I hate this cunt as much as the next guy, but the forum's obsession with him is going a bit haywire tbh.

I think with the right coaching he could be an incredibly useful player for us. To put him in the same bracket as Williamson and Perch is embarrassing.

it is. No idea how people can't see the difference.

S'hampton

 

THIS ISN'T A f***ing THING.

 

You're just not...what was the word that was used again?

 

Erudite, I believe.

 

erudite ffs

e'dite tbh

coke and whores the neet 

@LukeEdwardsTele: John Carver and Steve Stone will lose their jobs today . Decks being cleared for the new man. More on @TeleFootball soon

This is incredible news!!!

Crazy how far Carver has fallen from grace. He used to seem a decent, albeit passive, bloke - but innocuous and honest at least. He's like a demonic dicksucker now - full of deceit, madness and malice.

Yup. I cannot stand him and wish he would fuck off as far away from Little Benton as is possible. Horrible cunt.

Club probably thinking/hoping that after 6 months under Carver, we'll see McClaren as some sort of managerial coup.

 

I might feel slightly better about Schteve if he manages to bin Carver and Stone as coaches and fetch his own people in.

If he keeps them on, then little or nothing is going to change.

This.

Alongside advertising, I'd imagine Skybet to be Sky's biggest revenue stream. There's just no way they're able to pay such obscene amounts of money for the PL rights from subscriptions. It's clear as day that they would do anything to get people popping over to Skybet once they've heard any bit of news.

Messi's sleeve tattoo is fucking shit.

Yeah yeah Over the wall and all that. Now gtfo.

Desperate scumbag still trying hard

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/32926042

dat scouse accent

Anyone who wants to know more should read Omerta: Sepp Blatter's FIFA Organized Crime Family. It's a great book by the brilliant Andrew Jennings. All the s*** that's happening today is in there.