Neil

Townsend. "I spoke to Roberto Martinez a couple of times this season". Poor Andy, desperately trying to remain relevant. Why didn't someone lock him in his Tactics Truck?

Let's take over this team.

Keeping an eye on Spain over 1.5 goals. 0-0 after 33 mins. IIRC they do this quite regularly in "easy" friendly matches at home. 0-0 for a little while then get a couple of goals.

That actually sort of sums up the entire performance and just England generally. Pure "meh".

I can't bear you anymore.

Niel pls we cn wrk dis owt x

Euro 2004.

Love how aggressive things can sound without a safety smiley.

Seriously Joey, fuck off and stop doing that. 1 second ffs. I'm sure you're a nice lad and all that but fuck off.

Cheers Phil.

Maybe I was wrong about the referee. Actually dared not to blow the whistle after the keeper, as usual, comes flying out and goes into his defender. Goalkeeper protection is one of the biggest areas that..... Ah who fucking cares, let's get a beer.

EVERTON POWER

I'd say so. Completely different player to the Everton Rooney and the Rooney of the first 2-3 years at Man Utd. Back then he was actually exciting to watch. 2-3 years ago it was clear he was developing (maturing?) as a player but I'd say he has merely stagnated and not fulfilled his potential whatsoever.

Yet another shite performance from Rooney.

Tim Giggs too.

TIM CAHILL!

It's the performance of a man who knows there's no-one else in his position.

Johnson. :lol: Disgracefully bad.

Seriously, Welbeck. Just blindly running with terrible control. Astonishingly thick.

That's usually my luck when I've a -1 on. Hope they get a 2nd for you. Even the goal was a completely hashed attempt at an easy finish.

Just saw a bit of the game on bet365. Missed an open goal from 4 yards.

Me too. http://www1.theladbible.com/images/content/630w/52d2f6505c633.png

Shame there isn't a better alternative really True. I would've considered Stones long term originally but he's now focussing on CB. Was expecting a Tony Hibbert post I've matured.

No, it really is that shit.