Neil

That is less good.

Fiorentina score. You're silly at these 20/1+ accys.

Nice finish from Ganso there for Sao Paulo. Flip, what's he been like recently? Know a lot of noise was made about him a couple of years ago but don't really know how he's done since?

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Needing to wait until after the Sevilla game's done to get my Bale money. The Betvictor lass said the traders would settle it at the end of the season. I've got a few zany (lol bants) South American bets on currently, varying from "u mad bro?" to "u wot m8?" levels of probability.

I was gonna say, at least you've posted one banker.

Getafe the forum.

Osasuna down.

Incredible tight at the bottom of La Liga. Think I'm right in saying one goal for Bilbao or Rayo will keep Osasuna (currently 18th) up.

All joking aside, you forgot Forest.

First half did it for them IMO. Had the better of Cambridge but couldn't produce a telling final through ball, cross or even shot to seriously test their keeper. Sort of inevitable that Cambridge would strike first. Showed a lot of character to rally at the end but gave themselves too much to do.

Osasuna v Betis game suspended due to a barrier collapsing. "Injuries sustained" but no word if they're serious. Edit: crowd rush after Osasuna scored, went towards the front barrier and that gave way. Edit 2: game been restarted now. And they score again immediately.

Blimey, Luke Chadwick's alive.

Game on in Germany, 1-1. Furth need a goal to get promoted and relegate Hamburg.

Hamburg look like saving their bacon, 1-0 up. Furth need 2.

Think they're assuming Cambridge will go up a gear or two.

No pun, 2/10 wn nominate for ace posts

Some silly last-day Serie A odds later, as expected. Fiorentina 11/5 at home to Torino. And yes, I'm aware Torino are looking to secure a Waffa Cup spot and Viola will finish 4th regardless. But still.

Heed have been the better team but their keeper has had absolutely nothing to do. Get the feeling Cambridge will go up a gear or two in the second half, and might be better at creating clear-ish chances. Gateshead have looked impressively composed on the ball but not getting any sort of penetration. Wa-hey.

Relegation is based on an averaging system. At the end of each season, the two teams with the worst three-year averages and the worst positioned team in the season table are relegated, and the best team in the Primera B Nacional is promoted while the promotion of the other two is yet to be decided. There will be three promoted teams per season. Newly promoted teams only average the seasons since their last promotion. Simple, then.

Maddison and Oster must have bets on Cambridge given how they've played so far.

Maddison again! Fuck me.

Is Maddison trying to get sent off? Jesus, the IQs of footballers sometimes. It's such a clear yellow card, should be off. Sometimes wonder whether there's any point in rules.

Spectacularly thick from Oster.