Neil

'Serious foul play' always amuses me. As opposed to amateur foul play. "No, not good enough, that's only a yellow."

Each goal is vital, dude. As I say, these 3 games with Ronaldo out could be absolutely pivotal. Would like to think he'll at least get another goal in the next 2 games. Getafe away next - potentially spiky derby game - but then Elche at home, goals shirley? His actual goals:minutes on pitch ratio must be mint, he always seems to be injured every 3 games for a game, infuriating. Howay Gareth, smash them in.

David, in case you feel like you're being picked on, re-read what Ash said. No-one's laughing purely because you lost what looks like a load of money - anyone who laughs at someone just because they lost money is a bit of a dick really - but repeatedly betting on your same favourite teams and then coming out with guff such as "far more in the black than red than you " is just childish, man. With that in mind, expect people to have a laugh when the tactic of picking the same teams week in week out fails. I'm not saying you're offended by it, just explaining it. I'm extremely surprised you've apparently won as much as you have in the past couple of years, because it's a fucking atrocious betting strategy and if it's got you a considerable profit then consider yourself a very, very lucky person. I hope you win a fuckload over the coming months and years, as I hope everyone on here does, but we could really do with less of the unjustified arrogant dramatics.

Murder them please.

Fulham scored.

In euros. Seems legit. Also 1/5, fucking deserve to lose betting on such terrible odds. I genuinely wouldn't be surprised btw.

Wow. Pleased I went DNB.

Do you like anything or indeed anyone?

Football Clichés ‏@FootballCliches 1h Fine resilience from Fulham, but you can guarantee that the time between United's equaliser and going 2-1 ahead will be measured in seconds.

Fully deserved, tbf. As mentioned, no way Fulham were holding on sitting so deep.

Just got on the DNB in time @ 5/2. Cue Fulham winner (which would be hilarious )

Finally something to shout about. Schalke over 1.5 goals. Also got -1, covered it a bit with Hannover +2. Keeping an eye on the Man Utd game.

Class save.

Fulham can't hold on like this tbf.

Yeah used to play for Darlo.

Guaranteed Man Utd will win after Fulham missed that chance.

How the fucking hell can a professional footballer miss by that much?

We all know that feel, bro. I know you do. I don't make the Everton/Newcastle comparison just because I'm here, I do so because it's a damn fucking accurate comparison. Scrapping around for 5th-7th it is. Progress.

Yeah, Beren. Fuck your shoes. Second season in a row we've been in a solid position in the table, chasing European football. Season season in a row we've been told there is money to spend. Second season in a row we've been told to wait until the summer. Second season in a row we've slipped down the table as a result. In the summer we'll spend some money and be told we should be happy with that investment. All the while we have no fucking net spend and are told we're underdogs. I'm sick of being fucking underdogs and all the we-played-wells and we-were-unluckys. No fit striker in the team, Leon Osman and Steven fucking Naismith starting games. Would any other team with top 4 aspirations be happy with that? The worst thing is it was so predictable, and so preventable.

I'm biting my tongue cos you're a good guy, Leffe. That was steaming fucking horseshit on all fronts. That bastard has taken 2 games to fuck us over again, the horrible corrupt piece of shit. You were there for the taking and what did we do about it? Absolute square root of fuck all. 0 strikers on the pitch. Incredible. Oh, look. We're 6th. Again. Isn't that just swell? By jeez, it's great progress. Fuck off Bill you sanctimonious twat.

Everyone can fuck the fuck off after that. Fuck off Clattenberg you horrible piece of shit and fuck off Kenwright.

You are unless the ref tells you otherwise, for whatever reason he has. Our defending for the goal was inexcusable, but total inconsistency there.

Hang on, so we're not allowed to take a quick free kick?

We need a win, not a draw, but in chasing anything from this game we have 0 strikers on the pitch. Incredible.

Out attacking midfielder-ing Spurs. Fuck you Spurs.