Neil

Napoli v Juventus on currently (not on TV I don't think). Massive game - Napoli are 6 points behind Juve. Juve win and the league is pretty much over, Napoli win and it's all to play for.

I'm after a 3-1-2-3-1, keep it simple.

Me and Disco in the middle. This is going to go well. I hope the defence are expecting no protection and that the forwards are expecting no support.

Only problem with 3G with those rubber crumbs is I remember the world was in my trainers afterwards.

Been meaning to get some astroturf trainers (I know it's 3G) for a while, this is probably a good excuse to upgrade from my current knackered footy trainers. Any recommendations on where's best price-wise?

Last one was nearly 2 and a half years ago, crikey.

Chelsea 2-0 West Brom Everton 2-1 Reading Man Utd 3-0 Norwich Southampton 3-1 QPR Stoke City 2-1 West Ham Sunderland 2-1 Fulham Swansea 1-2 Newcastle Wigan 0-2 Liverpool Tottenham 2-1 Arsenal Aston Villa 0-1 Man City

I wish I could deny this but that's pretty much how it goes.

Isn't the other way round? Thought the Blues shat on us from up high in the first couple but it got a lot more even the past couple. I don't know, and I don't care. This time it's war.

Look at me, look at me, I've not read the OP. I'm so hipster I don't read OPs. ....I'm pretty sure I've never been a blue, Yorkie. As much as it pains me to say, I'm red through and through.

I was gonna say, is it worth just putting on the OP who is red and blue (of those who've played before) so we're getting a rough idea about teams. Could be that a couple of reds might have to defect. Scoundrels.

Yeah, I say Taylor's on ours instead. Not that that would stop Disco, the violent bassa.

Yeah I could do with a new shirt. You can be Vucinic, I'll be the forgotten Milan Jovanovic.

Who's bringing the half-time pork pies?

I don't think we just have to have 22 as a limit? I'm pretty sure having enough so we can rotate every 10 mins or so would be a good idea. The more the merrier, get yourself along Ian. Or, in blunter terms, what Burnipples said.

I'll be fine in CM if there's someone who's mint alongside me. I'll be the Lee Carsley to a Thomas Gravesen.

Honours pre-Roman: Leagues First Division/Premier League Winners: 1954–55 Domestic Cups FA Cup Winners: 1969–70, 1996–97, 1999–2000 Football League Cup Winners: 1964–65, 1997–98 FA Community Shield Winners: 1955, 2000 European UEFA Cup Winners' Cup Winners: 1970–71, 1997–98 UEFA Super Cup Winners: 1998

Don't like him, but good on him. Found myself developing quite a disdain towards Chelsea over the past year.

Having one of those weeks.

1-0 Chelsea.

Has 1-0 Chelsea written all over it with a goal in the 75th minute. Maybe another in the last 5 minutes to give an impression of comfort.

Robben with his first act of pure selfishness after only 7 minutes, impressive.

It should be still way too much for Boro, but Boro themselves must have gained some confidence seeing the line-up.