Neil

Oh, no. Not until maximum entertainment has ensued.

Not even funny how much I'm going to win today.

This could be like the chav wormy. Get him to post or delete his account.

Was it wormy?

Yeah, I can't not back that name.

Oh no!

Ain't nobody got Giggs for that.

Let's go fucking mental, let's go fucking mental.

We'll Deal Again. It'll probably die in the next 10 minutes or something.

Fuck it, quiet day at work, I'm joining in.

That's probably the thickest forum thread I've ever read.

Joe Kinnear.

Heskey, please.

If that story is true, then it'd be classic stuff. "Kenny proudly walks away, what a bloke. Mr Liverpool." Can see it now.

Don't go Kenny! You may be a dour, arrogant, delusional, petty cunt but please don't go...

I enjoy the serious tone to this post, as though it's under the guise of someone who has a clue. Of course, beyond the bitterness, the obvious implication which underlies it all is that Sunderland are going to finish in the top 6 in the next 10 years, let alone 3.

Tevez plays IMMEDIATE U-TURN. 30 damage.

Lost for words.

Also somewhat ironic.

That's fucking class.

Tiote strikes me as a bit of a thick player. He was on a yellow and he kept fouling like there was no tomorrow. Easily could have been sent off with a harsher referee.

Or a bloke with no fucking head.

Rats for me like.

Get Joey Barton's annoying face off my fucking screen.

"That cap looks fucking delicious. Caps for me like."