Neil

I wonder what Downing's minutes per goal/assist stats are.

And blimey, Messi - he really couldn't do it on English soil could he?

Horrendous choices, yet not unpredictable in the slightest. Different year, same shit.

I know a man who can help.

Downing. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (A laugh for every goal he's not scored this season.)

lerl

nah shit itk FTS

Versatile. Energetic.

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Baines may as well not make himself available for selection if Glen fucking Johnson is playing in LB ahead of him. He's a total liability at RB, the position he's supposed to be good in.

Oh, yeah. But if Cole and Baines both go, there's only one man who will be picked for the first team. The latter has been the best LB in the league for 2 years now - it's more annoying he isn't first choice generally. I can see the logic however, given the circumstances (Cole is still - right or wrongly - considered first choice and has much more experience) in starting Cole this summer.

He was last year as well. However, be it performance-wise or lack of chances, he hasn't quite done it for England. I can understand Cole > Baines this summer.

Might join Brett in hoofing it. All you parasites will finally realise that I am the best in the world.

Mr Liverpool.

Going to be very unhappy if this finishes 3-1, had 3-1 Rhodes all set up for a bet but forgot about it.

IIRC they got soundly twatted by Peterborough last year at this stage didn't they?

Not a clue.

You had £1000 in your betting account? Are you fucking rich or something?

Not as 2 singles, no. They're not isolated events - Rhodes scoring greatly increases the chances of them winning. Hence why bookmakers will want to give their own 'double' price, as one bet.

That's a pretty unfair group you've predicted. If I had to guess though, probably 453/1 likely.

Providing it isn't something like under a tenner and he's pissing around, then I can easily see a 4 figure sum being wedged.

He only took 6 minutes to decide that the fucking plank "Hmm, I'll put 50 quid... 100 quid..... ....3 THOUSAND POUNDS!"

Yes, because the lad who lost £3,000 is the wanker here.