Neil

Exactly. I mean, look at Tony Hibbert. I'm always going to defend someone like that.

Watch out for transfer windows exploding. Hazardous stuff.

Would you care for a spade with that dig? (I laughed.)

Anything to bet on tonight? Had a look at the Copa del Rey games and it looks an absolute minefield.

But of course. What a, err, blooper.

Going to try a team a la Christmas Tree: Krul Simpson Colo Williamson Santon Ben Arfa Cabaye Tiote Perch Ba Best

Which, aside from general cheating, in turn leads to one of my main football pet hates - commentators/pundits congratulating players for not going to ground in an attempt to con the ref/win a penalty. Yes, very well done for not resorting to flat-out cheating.

d Cutting words from the man whose team play at Goodison Park. Shut up or he'll pelt you with coins. That's our transfer budget.

Please stop posting in this thread. Why? Think of what I can do with this power. Lose money.

As much as I hate Man Utd, I'm all for a competitive title race.

An atmosphere is threatening to break out at Stamford Bridge.

Bang.

Lescott you fucking idiot.

PEL!

Wouldn't say dead. But Chelsea should be going all out for this, it's a golden chance.

Aguero.

Have you forgotten the 'Stay on your feet' game? Aye, almost forgot about that. But this has been consistently superb stuff tonight. Going through the roof on "young man"s and "my word"s

I take it back about Wilkins. He's unintentionally very funny.

Ray giving Clichy a right telling off. "Don't tackle like that, young man!" :lol:

Gael "Liability" Clichy.

Was about to post that.

My word.

Shut up Ray you odious twat.