Neil

If it's any consolation, Everton forum has broken down too.

I must have missed the part where Arteta going means we're going down the shitter.

Can anyone summarise wtf's going on with this transfer? Sounds, er, interesting to say the least.

Did anyone make any rash promises about signing Ruiz?

Newcastle Ruiz offer accepted!

Man City sign Hargreaves. Unbelievable.

Dave Bassett and Ian Dowie, oh great.

Is David Craig talking about how loads of food is being delivered to Sunderland? Surely taking the piss with Bruce?

Wa, wa, wa, wa, waaaaaaaa.

Struggling a canny bit currently.

Wonder what Bill is willing to offer Royston.

Slamming time is scheduled for 11pm GMT.

Apparently he's a bullshitter? Still, the thought's amusing.

Even we got one in.

cwarr07 Colin News that #safc are signing wait for it Emile Heskey No, this can't be true.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

If we sign Sturridge I will gladly p*ss in someone's mouth. Put that in your sig Neil. Gladly piss in your own mouth? - In the Sig please Neil!!!!! I'll keep a tab on that one, I need to sort out my sig after today. Howay Daniel, get yourself up north.

Or, they're not telling everyone every single tiny development that is or isn't happening. See what the state of play is at 11pm.

Reckon he justifies some money on top of Bendtner, personally. Not that we're in a position to demand more. Could just reject it, I suppose.

Bendtner + cash for Mikel, cheers.

Hasn't Arteta been pretty shit for a year or two now? Injuries have taken their toll. Don't want him to leave but ultimately, can't begrudge him playing at a higher level.

OliverKayTimes Oliver Kay As @DickinsonTimes just said, Mikel Arteta to Arsenal is looking very likely. Arsenal have bid £10m. Everton haggling

But now Rich has shed some light.

So Vega, feel you're informed on Gignac now?

If Gash reads about Drenthe to us, I think he'll explode.