Neil

Jazzy ringtone, DC.

"What's the day been like, Shaun?" "Chilling, and driving, and chilling, and stuff." Incisive.

7/10. Absolutely quality business on the incomings, severely tainted by the striker situation.

The 2 situations have fuck all similarities apart from a good player leaving.

Just about holding up right at the moment. Doing a good job given the stress on the server.

If it's any consolation, Everton forum has broken down too.

I must have missed the part where Arteta going means we're going down the shitter.

Can anyone summarise wtf's going on with this transfer? Sounds, er, interesting to say the least.

Did anyone make any rash promises about signing Ruiz?

Newcastle Ruiz offer accepted!

Man City sign Hargreaves. Unbelievable.

Dave Bassett and Ian Dowie, oh great.

Is David Craig talking about how loads of food is being delivered to Sunderland? Surely taking the piss with Bruce?

Wa, wa, wa, wa, waaaaaaaa.

Struggling a canny bit currently.

Wonder what Bill is willing to offer Royston.

Slamming time is scheduled for 11pm GMT.

Apparently he's a bullshitter? Still, the thought's amusing.

Even we got one in.

cwarr07 Colin News that #safc are signing wait for it Emile Heskey No, this can't be true.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

If we sign Sturridge I will gladly p*ss in someone's mouth. Put that in your sig Neil. Gladly piss in your own mouth? - In the Sig please Neil!!!!! I'll keep a tab on that one, I need to sort out my sig after today. Howay Daniel, get yourself up north.

Or, they're not telling everyone every single tiny development that is or isn't happening. See what the state of play is at 11pm.

Reckon he justifies some money on top of Bendtner, personally. Not that we're in a position to demand more. Could just reject it, I suppose.

Bendtner + cash for Mikel, cheers.