Neil

Pleased with that?

Journalist in 'nothing useful to say' shocker. Right.

Philly win, Moyes out. Some of the gayest goal music I've ever heard.

Coleman would be great if he could control a football.

Hope your pre-season game in America tonight is more exciting than ours.

Agree, tbh. He's a very good player, but he's overrated.

I know I have just said exactly the same thing but as you're an Everton fan... Fuck you, better than Tony Hibbert!! ROFL! Hibbert! (don't care about Coleman). You're forgetting Phil Neville. The way he shackled Bale made me highly aroused.

He's a definite improvement on Simpson.

Have they set any more transfer windows ablaze in the past few days?

We might even be in with a shout.

£1.5m - £2m is what I saw.

Tottenham have signed Coulibaly.

Larissa Riquelme! :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap:

Man, I'm still annoyed from last night. Was 100% certain it'd be either 1-1 or 2-1 Argies and I went for the wrong one didn't I? Anyway, I'm now going to recklessly place some highly unlikely bets I reckon.

What the hell? Those are ridiculous odds.

YEAAAHHHHH EAT THAT SEWELLY!!!!!!!!!! jejejejejejeje

I was positive he actually posted decent stuff when he was first here. Sure, you probably didn't agree with it but he actually took more than 2 seconds to think about what he was saying.

Just a nasty burn from what I saw - the dangers of setting the transfer market alight, you see.

Point 2, Wearside - care to back up your claim Sessegnon is better than any Newcastle supporter? What is it about him that makes him so good?

If I could dare to get some coherent talk out of you Wearside, please elaborate. At an educated guess, currently: Krul Simpson Colo Williamson Enrique (?) Cabaye Tiote HBA Jonas Marveaux Ba Things may well change but currently I'd wager that's a strong NUFC starting line-up. I'd like you to compare that with your first XI.

I can almost smell the fear. You should get your nose checked out.

Had £10 on Argies to win 2-1 last night. I thought for once I'd get some luck when that shot came in that Muslera parried, only for him to get up on miraculously save it. Knob.

Yep. Think of the horror on their faces when you set the transfer window ablaze by swooping for him.

Get that stake raised considerably and rob him blind. Sure, a bit of tension may be apparent when he's declared bankrupt, but don't think about ruining his life. Think of the money.

Think it's just about the only noteworthy thing to happen in Darlo in the last Century. Which is one more thing than what has happened in Hartlepool.