Neil

Think I might just do a couple of in play bets tonight - just can't tell whether Mourinho will have a go or not.

Really looking forward to the game tonight. It'll be intriguing to see if Mourinho has a go at Barca a la Inter last year in the SF 1st leg.

waiting to see barce's line up before betting on this. may well wait till in play. Not touching Barca. Jose, one way or another, is equipped to beat them, or at least avoid defeat. 3-0 to Barca it is.

Thought he was almost certainly off to Bayern Munich?

That sounds like a story you need to expand on! I could write a book on that day to be honest mate. Do a madras How would that help?

Didn't have a bet but didn't think Man Utd would win tonight. Thought Schalke DNB was a great bet, what with their form at home in the CL this year - winning every single game. And then Man U go and win ridiculously comfortably. This is probably why I shouldn't bet. Anyway, very nice return David.

The board? Think we could take them. what the fuck is that in your signature please tell me you made that shit up, jesus He didn't - just looked like you were having, well, a very good night.

Stinks of Lyon-Bayern last year.

Just got in - take it Schalke have been shit and Man Utd have been comfortable?

What crazy guys! They are all absolutely out of fucking control.

Tomorrow.

Do they actually have any strikers to play?

"We currently have one more injury than Newcastle..." http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

Decisive journalism.

"Morning all. Training fine last night. Great stadium. The pitch appeared to be big. Was dry so let's hope they wet it before kick off later." Not that what the pitch is like will matter to you, Michael.

Was it ever realistic, though, that your mate would have a spare grand (or indeed £1100) to give to you? Was he fully intending on taking your £100 if Holland won that final? If so the least he can do is let you have a go on his sister.

How realistic is it that your mate will actually give you £10,000 if he signs for you?

Chesney's looked alright from what I've seen, not much more. He's only 20/21 like so we'll see how he develops over the next couple of years. The point is though, it's risky to rely on him to be your no.1, because you just don't how he'll turn out. But Wenger will probably do this then buy a couple of wishy-washy attacking players who'll be great one game and fail to produce in the next 2, only for one of them to score a goal to give you a 1-1 draw at a relegation-threatened team to prove Arsenal's so-called mental toughness yet again.

Great isn't it?

Norwich have scored 12 injury-time goals this season.

15 points deduction? Not sure how likely the points deduction actually is. I'd dare say it'll be a fine.

If I were a QPR fan, I'd still get wrecked. They're basically up.

Preston down.

Simeon Jackson hatrick.