Neil

Commentator is saying how Parker's passing hasn't been good today - it's Carlton Cole who keeps fucking it up with his abysmal control.

If we're being really picky, it denied a clear goalscoring opportunity.

Evra.

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Don't Ranger much currently. Crying out to have a full season at a decent Championship side.

So much effort.

Thought April Fools had come early but nope.

Rooney will play left as he did v Wales. England still look like they'd get crucified against a top team but certainly look better than they did playing 442 of recent. I see the argument for playing Rooney on the left as he has played there more than a few times for Man United, but the way he has been playing he looks like the ball will just bounce off him everytime he takes a touch. Capello is a dead man walking anyways, so it's a bit of a moot point, but it would send a very big message if Rooney were to be left out for the rest of the qualifying campaign. Good point about Rooney and his first touch, which seems to be the main part of his game that has deserted him. I'm still not sure if it's mental (public revelations of involvement with prostitutes after birth of first child) or physical (manager plays him a week after an ankle injury, and then keeps him on for 30 minutes after the injury flares up again) I think it's the former, in which case I think/hope he'll come back to form. He's our big hope for international success. Somebody on here said words to similar effect the other day, but he's always trying the Hollywood ball and as a result tends to lose it constantly. see Gerrard, Steven. The Roberto Carlos Principle, perhaps? Try it enough times and eventually it'll work, and when it does it'll look class.

I hope you mean that as in "luckily, Liverpool and Man City have been knocked out so I may get to watch an entertaining final."

Keep on seeing stuff about Gervinho and Gameiro on here. Any actual truth? You been scouting them?

Probably already mentioned, but I see Desailly is now Ghanian.

I thought it was hilarious when Uruguay beat them. Same. Not that I hated Ghana or owt, but I like Uruguay and it was funny how the whole AFRICAN COUNTRY!!1!1!!111!! thing was shot down.

I hadn't even heard of them before June.

Lescott again. Yet he keeps getting called up.

Decent.

WTF is all this booing from the Ghana supporters? With all the screams of excitement, do they think this is a pantomime? They're putting England fans to shame.

Ghana fans not happy with Welbeck.

Liverpool.

Maybe Jagielka hasn't looked as comfortable at right back because HE ISN'T A FUCKING RIGHT BACK.

Doubt that shot would've hurt a fly.

£24m right there.

The shame about Jarvis coming on is I'm 95% sure he won't get many more chances.

Nah. Been good for Sunderland.

Oh dear Gyan.

Quality for us. Shame his international career hasn't gone down the shitter like it should have.