Neil

I really fancy Tarik Elyounoussi to find the net first, too.

Arshavin.

What? He's been injured a fair while this season yet still has nearly a 1 in 2 record. Aye, I know, he can't exactly be mint when he's injured though. The point was more that it's been a weird season. I said before that Lampard will get back to his best soon enough too. Get off my back!! FUCKS SAKE!! Well, yeah. Hence he clearly hasn't been shite.

Baines and Hernandez for starters.

What? He's been injured a fair while this season yet still has nearly a 1 in 2 record.

Currently, Rooney is on a different level to Torres.

If only there were another 8 games... Thats the point out of the eight games On current form I cant see were our next win would come from, We have lost all our fight since carrol went,He was replaced by a loan striker no one else wanted. One of those rare gems where not even a single statement within the post is factually correct To get a draw from 4-0 down without any fight is quite impressive, I must say. Just imagine if you did have some fight!

We're not an attractive proposition because we need a new stadium Lee Dixon you thick fuck.

Meireleshhhhh.

Dalglish smiling is "one of the most delightful smiles in football". Fuck off.

For starters, Jagielka isn't a RB.

It's as though there's a common denominator.

Is he blaming the ref for having 1 shot on target all game, and that being a speculative 30 yarder in the 86th minute which was very comfortable for Reina?

Barry's going to start alongside Wilshere isn't he?

What's Walker done to be in it? Is Richards knacked?

Don't you dare win -1.

Reckon we should do a joint bet? Just think of what we could achieve! Medium-value wine would be but a dream. Medium wine? Fuck mate, we couldn't afford a Pepsi between us by the time we're finished. We'd end the night pissing in each others' mouths tbh. We could create poverty from nothing. Absolutely no balconies involved either! The balconies would crumble under our reverse midas touch. Do you reckon we could single-handedly destroy the market value of gold? Damnit, Porto equalise.

Reckon we should do a joint bet? Just think of what we could achieve! Medium-value wine would be but a dream. Medium wine? Fuck mate, we couldn't afford a Pepsi between us by the time we're finished. We'd end the night pissing in each others' mouths tbh. We could create poverty from nothing. Absolutely no balconies involved either!

Don't confuse me anymore. If I start to believe that, Porto will score. Always worth a couple of quid Quiet, you. Go on Academica.

Reckon we should do a joint bet? Just think of what we could achieve! Medium-value wine would be but a dream.

Don't confuse me anymore. If I start to believe that, Porto will score.

Don't worry everyone, I'm definitely laying low on the betting front for the next week. Financially, yes, but moreover this is ffrankly just getting ridiculous. I wonder when I will next strike.

Also, I should point out the following. Although it's now irrelevant to my overall bet, I also had Porto -1. Porto, who have won 23 and drawn 2 so far this year. HT: Porto 0-1 Academica.

Surpassed myself this time. Watch out everyone, I'm in lethal form.