Neil

Brilliant save from Green.

We're evens at home to a team we nearly always beat at Goodison. Sign of the times.

They're consistently inconsistent. They've produced some very solid performances this year, and at other times they've completely crumbled.

Cole with a tremendous touch.

West Ham have had chances to win this, got no-one to blame but themselves if they lose.

stoke spotted something they didn't like but hes been excellent for wham Footballing ability?

Crouch and hoofball time soon?

Great hit Ba, great save.

Great effort Noble.

How did they not score?

I think he went late night shopping, high street bopping.

They deserve to be slayed purely for being in the vicinity of Tup Tup.

I'd vaguely understand why they'd be bumming them... if they hadn't just got knocked out of Europe.

They'll win, albeit they're making a meal of it.

You make him sound like SWP, which is quite the insult.

Love the town, mind. It's got a train: http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Travel/Pix/pictures/2009/4/1/1238603482151/The-Brick-Train-alongside-001.jpg An actual train: http://www.traintesting.com/images/220019_13-6-01_Darlington.jpg A bus: http://www.yourlocalweb.co.uk/images/pictures/04/50/arriva-daf-bus-victoria-road-darlington-44008.jpg Casual arson: http://www.bbc.co.uk/tees/content/images/2008/08/15/fb_2_470x300.jpg 85 cafes: http://includes.iknow-uk.com/img/region/iknow-northeast.co.uk/listing/75531a.jpg And even a giant time-keeping device: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3199/3122247291_736c928525.jpg?v=0 What a town.

Not sure what to make of the rest of the season. Teams like us have little to play for apart from increased prize money and pride, since any faint hope of Europe has been firmly extinguished. On one hand it's a pleasant feeling not to have much 'pressure' but my overriding feeling is one of "meh", and general disappointment with how things have gone. Basically, a pretty shite season all in all barring an unlikely huge upsurge in form.

Nice one Kaiz, great read. I'm looking forward to reintroducing Norway as another route for losing my money. Also, big stakes for the first round! If that DTD one comes off...

Me too.

Not this again.

Also, what a shame that on a Famous European Night, the Kop couldn't suck the ball into the net.

Great 24 hours. Liverpool, Man City and Rangers all out of the Europa League, one of Chelsea or Man Utd guaranteed to go out in the CL quarters and the other 3 ties look pretty good IMO. Nice.

Actually, that mock-up has too many funny bits. "I thought West Brom were Dutch" ffs. Edit: no, my favourite is "Spearing injured in human sacrifice"

Phil Neville statue unveiled. :lol:

But then it'll be ITV pretending they know stuff about those nasty foreigners.