Neil

They're a bit good.

Pelanty 15 seconds into the 2nd half for Stoke. Total dive.

So, have you got Sevilla and Villarreal as your next 2 away games VI, before the big one? I suppose if you can keep a gap of 6 points between you and Real before then, then you have to be confident of winning the league? Even losing at the Bernbeau means Real would be more than a win away from you.

Which is the shame here. If scores stay the same they're going to go 3rd, albeit perhaps temporariily. However, it's almost inevitable Sanchez will be off.

Sadly, I'm highly doubtful Samp will hold on to get something. Otherwise, it's going alright.

See the numerous Fabiano posts above.

Udinese are absolute machines currently.

Solid. Going to have a more realistic bet with a bigger stake later, didn't feel confident enough on the Serie A games to put more than a couple of quid on. I'm zany.

Solid stuff so far. Not a single goal in the 6 Serie A games.

Pizarro hits the bar with a brilliant effort from distance.

Today is the return of the master. £2 on (all DNBs): Udinese, Sampdoria, Roma, Bologna. Easy.

Just making things interesting, I imagine.

Rome Derby in 20 minutes.

Not sure if they can afford that Just got this image similar to that debt consolidation advert, say, Balotelli, sat at the kitchen table: "Oh man. This isn't looking good. I've got more going out than I've got coming in!"

FT.

Neesy, you're such a positive, care-free chap.

Bit of a surprise: Zaragoza 2-0 Valencia currently.

Tomorrow I'm going to win, you read it here first. I'm going to make enough money to earn a celebratory bottle of medium value wine.

Luis Fabiano has signed for Sevilla.

Similar to Barca last weekend, they were obviously conserving energy ahead of a big game midweek.

Err, no. Surely it's more sensible to make rash, baseless predictions and get annoyed if these expectations aren't met?

Whoops, had a glance and thought it was a penalty but no, I'm just going blind. Should be a good 2nd half.

Well, Bruce has been quieter lately on the whining front, so Quinn looks to have stepped in to fill the void.

2-1*

2-0 Juve.