Neil

Ian Dowie, Mr Romantic, to be appointed a week tomorrow? :dowie: :dowie: :dowie: :dowie: :dowie: :dowie:

Mayhem! Cesar saves Inter.

That was decent too.

3-0.

I can't see them not qualifying for Europe. UEFA might even bend the rules for them again.

That Socidead defender just moved out the way.

Very nice from CR9.

One of my favourite players to watch. So graceful and I'm glad to see he's back from injury, and it looks like he's got some hunger at the moment too.

No - when Liverpool or indeed any "big" team does that, it's smart, tactical play. When a "lesser" side does it, it's frowned upon. However it has to be said, Chelsea barely merited anything from that.

Begrudgingly Dalglish has to be given credit, he's got them a hell of a lot more solid. On the other hand, Chelsea were dour today. Oh, and 2 fairly clear penalties not given.

Never seen so many scousers as when they played here, every pub was rammed with them, and that shit accent you share Wrong. Oh btw, how would you currently compare the Newcastle and Liverpool first XIs?

That's 2 clear penalties they've somehow got away with.

"Those from Liverpool looking forward to a happy journey home." Hmm. That'll be about 100 of them there, then.

ADM is also a spectacular twat. Not that that impacts on the choice as such but I felt the need to say it anyway.

Oh fuck off commentator. "Maybe the little bit of luck Liverpool have been lacking this season." Not quite seeing the difference between unlucky and being absolute shite.

Ah, yes. Liverpool's luck is well and truly back it seems.

Luiz to save the day?

Great shout.

While the rest of the Premier League entertains, 2 of the 'big' names provide another snorefest. But it's ok - it's just a "tactical" and "attritional" game.

That's a gera-eat spot there, Jon.

thomas, you should have a thread dedicated to graphically analysing everything. You'd enjoy graphjam.com

THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT!

I don't want just a Torres hatrick, I want a Torres hatrick followed by him kissing the Chelsea badge. I also want his hatrick goal to be penalty after Carragher hauled him down, exposing him as the shite defender he is.

What's holding you back, by the way? In the transfer market. We have no money. Sell to buy. The stadium is a big issue which I think is putting a few potential investors off.

Bellamy gets you games.