Neil

"Electric on the ball". Shocking joke.

Can't be much worse than Jamie "They're 1-0 down, so they need to score a goal to get anything from this game" Redknapp.

Simply can't bring myself to bet on Fulham. I know it looks appealing value but you've produced far too many unpredictable results this season. Another scintillating £2 bet however is just around the corner.

I'd be picking the dumplings meself What about the mince you homophobe?

Good player who was also a massive twat.

I'm sure you'll just about survive.

At most, a minute and a half of going on about how Carroll looks like he's the real deal, and how he's going to get on at Liverpool. Oh yeah Newcastle lost a good player; huge fee mind. That'll be about it.

Hope you like pizza and crime. Crime? Why go to Italy when you can just pop down to Sinners?

I'll bet you £100 that we won't go down this year. PM me for details. Get any reply?

Er, well, you've just lost your best player permanently. If that doesn't/didn't have any sort of impact on the team then blimey, you've got a hell of a team spirit and mentality. Why does it matter, if it's not must win? Must draw.

Er, well, you've just lost your best player permanently. If that doesn't/didn't have any sort of impact on the team then blimey, you've got a hell of a team spirit and mentality. Carroll was going to be out for some time anyway... and judging by Nolan's reaction I wouldn't be worrying too much. At least we know Steven Taylor is happier I know he was going to be injured, but that doesn't mean players won't have been affected. Pardew will do well to get the players right up for this one. A point would be a very good result in my view.

Er, well, you've just lost your best player permanently. If that doesn't/didn't have any sort of impact on the team then blimey, you've got a hell of a team spirit and mentality.

Must win. Come off it.

Aye, I like them. Great to see them ripping shit up this year.

Don't worry lads. Out of the kindness of my own wallet, I'll get on Fulham for yous.

I think given the circumstances, a point would be a very good outcome for you here.

Arsenal will most certainly not win the league.

I'm pretty sure every score in a round of games going your way is naturally going to be pretty damn rare, tbh.

Did he not even get booked?

Fabregas seemingly living up to his cuntishness. Interested to hear what was said. And Wenger, despite standing next to his beloved Spaniard, claims he didn't hear it.

I admire your gambling commitment.

You called, Roberto?

On one hand it's good to see Rooney on the scoresheet again but on the other, the inevitable media wankfest over the RETURN OF WAAAAAAAAAAYNE will be cringeworthy.

Bellamy equaliser.

Nowt lucky about it.