Neil

I can now see the logic. Keep drawing League 1 opposition in the League/FA Cup and we'll keep wheeling Jermaine to grab a goal. Masterstroke.

Yeah, I'm sure someone will correct me here but I think it's a case of, for your first bet, if you put £10 on, they'll match that. Meaning you'll get double the return if it comes off.

For ease of use I'd recommend Skybet. Take advantage of the matched free bet you get with signing up.

I assume you mean -1 and the such? Any site will (should, anyway) do that. You can go down to a shop as well and put it on. The sites I use are bet365 and Skybet personally.

Balls. Was hoping the bookies would have had a knee-jerk reaction to our bad start but seems they're expecting us to come good eventually, which is a shame. Looking ahead to the weekend Fulham are 8/5, make of that what you will. Personally Chris I don't think 7/1 is good value for you to finish 9th or above. Well, not good enough to be putting a large wedge on, anyway. Adam Johnson currently 10s to be PFA Young Player of the Year.

Eh? Which review show was this, sounds mental. It's called the "Premier League Review Show" over here and is narrated by Marcus Buckland and put out by TWI. They use the commentators from the matches though and it was the same two that most people were complaining about over here. One of them literally says that Coleman's tackle on Nolan was a goal saving tackle. They also edited it together to show a bunch of Everton highlights and not really any Newcastle highlights other than the goal and the cross that Nolan put in that was deflected and Howard had to save. I was pretty shocked at the coverage as well: a Tony Hibbert hatrick was the last thing I expected.

What the hell is Roberto Martinez on about? "Sometimes we try to do things too well and please our fans"? No Roberto. You're shite.

Wigan's defending, fucking hell.

Warburtons Warburtons WARBURTONS

Wtf Colin Murray!? When I'm alone at night, I often think Drogba is the 2nd best player in the world.

Ancelotti does enjoy his "moments".

DROGBAR DROGBAR DROGBAR

That Blackpool chance. "And it's Varney.. oh."

Motson's a cock at times but I'm loving him here like. He just doesn't give one. "Oh and it's there.. oh no it isn't. Oh no it isn't!"

Neither could the fans by the sounds of it.

Motson couldn't care about this game at all.

How'd you get on Sky?

1-2. Cavani.

1-1. Hamsik.

Samp 1-0. Cassano's 100th career goal from the spot.

How has Cavani started his Napoli career? That's an awesome front three on paper.

Samp growing now. When was that Kris? I could see the sense in the rumour: he isn't a household name so therefore a cluelessly low value will do.

All Napoli so far in the Samp game. Lavezzi looking particularly impressive.

He can't be any worse than Barry Horne. He was right to point out our 100% domination. Couldn't believe it when Krul made those 200 saves.

Who is this commentator on bet365's coverage of Sampdoria vs. Napoli? He has the most annoying voice ever. Like, a really really annoying one.