The Prophet

Dramatic finish in the Sevilla-Valencia tie in the Copa del Rey. Valencia through on away goals.

Johnson should of gone for that.

Based on his last few games, for all the talent he has, Aguero makes some very poor decisions in front of goal.

'Oh look at Kenny clapping, look how much it means to him, oh my pants are wet...'

I absolutely hate how you can't touch a goal keeper without the whistle going.

Kolarov wants shooting with shit for that.

Eurgh this one is dead and burried by the looks things. Still not to worry, I'm still up for the week, even if only just.

That's a couple of time Aguero has hung onto the ball for far too long, should of played Nasri in.

Is there actually any contact between Agger and Savic?

What is Hansen talking about? 1. City haven't been struggling at home. 2. Yes, it's an absolute mystery how a team missing its three most in form players don't look as good. 3. Liverpool haven't player anywhere near well enough to deserve a second goal.

Clichy has always been an absolute liability as a defender.

Taking a dig at us again. It wasn't a dig, he was laughing at the rumour itself rather than us as a club.

It looked a penalty but Agger made the most of it.

There must be something more than meets the eye with Onuoha. For a decent player he doesn't seem to be attracting too much interest.

Savic is only young but he looks woeful at this moment in time. He had a particualrly bad game against QPR not so long ago.

Looking at it from a completely objective point of view: Would you want to spend fifteen million big ones on an unfit, out of form player who seems to come hand in hand with off-field bother? It makes no sense at all.

If Pardew is concerned about Ben Arfa's fitness he'd probably have a stroke working with Carroll.

Depending on dates, I'm in.

That's exactly it. We have reached a point now as a club where you just can't get attached to players any more as within about 6 months if they are good enough they are being whored out to other teams and unfortunately we are now seen as a selling club which makes us vulnerable. They've only ever whored out one player though. Hardly damning evidence it's going to happen again. They've openly admitted to adopting a transfer policy of buying players with re-sale value though. There's a bit of a difference between that and constantly selling your better players at the drop of a hat though.

That's exactly it. We have reached a point now as a club where you just can't get attached to players any more as within about 6 months if they are good enough they are being whored out to other teams and unfortunately we are now seen as a selling club which makes us vulnerable. They've only ever whored out one player though. Hardly damning evidence it's going to happen again.

Madrid/Granada - Over 4.5 goals Malaga

It's ridiculous.

Exclusive: Ba-d news for Magpies! Demba Ba has top clubs on alert as it emerged he can leave the Magpies on a free should a club finishing above his team demand his services. Ba, second only to Robin Van Persie in the race for the Premier League ate a pork chop for tea with a side of mash and steamed vegtables. He washed this down with a class of red. Ba who is currently taking part in the African Cup of Nations also enjoys taking long strolls on the beach and relaxing bubble baths. Magpies chief Alan Pardew is bracing himself for crisis talks with the hitman later this month. It is thought the clause was inserted in his contract as he and Thomas Hitzlsperger were offered similar clauses in their contracts when signing for sinking ship, West Ham.