The Prophet

To be fair, he only signed yesterday. It's not that slow.

Does anyone associated with the club know what "imminent" means?

Have we just discovered you can pay for PR?

Targett too.

Didn't realise Romano was putting him up now.

Steep.

That's a means to an end though.

I'm failing to see how Liverpool have played a blinder mind.

As much as I believe we need to show other players we won't bend to player power, I doubt many would go to these lengths. It's full scorched earth stuff from Isak.

That clip of him trying to get Ronny's attention is toe curling.

Feels like a second low ball bid is incoming.

City in for Gianluigi Donnarumma. I wonder if this lad finds himself up for sale again next summer.

Second hand info, but on YouTube Romano is reporting we are in constant contact with Jackson's people and expects us to move for him shortly. Regarding the midfielder, we're weighing up whether to move for Ramsey, El Khannouss or a third player, who's name he didn't mention.

Just to emphasise the retelling of history. Ornstein in May:

Seems Ouattara is more likely the Mbuemo replacement?

Like buying a fucking house this.

What money are we talking?

This is where I'm at. Good player, terrifying fitness record, particularly those hamstring issues.