The Prophet

VAR?

PSG will be kicking themselves. Even if they nick it now, they should be out of sight.

We can get at these.

Lucky boy. Been watching VvD get away with murder for too long.

I'm done wrestling my phone off the dog.

Tweaked his knee getting out of the Botmobile.

He hasn't had the opportunity to have a full second season yet

Wasn't sure where to put this. Nice work if you can get it.

Shouldn't you be fasting and repenting your sins?

If we take your info as correct... Lascelles injured (unknown return date). Hall injured (out for the season). Botman injured (unknown return date) Gordon suspended (back in three games). Have I missed anyone? If that's about right, it's a standard injury list for a PL club.

Yep. Ultimately we have one player banned for three games and one player ruled out for the rest of the season. Even if Botman is out, you'd log into Twitter and think it's a full blown injury crisis.

He's class. Injuries are common during ACL rehab. Why would we sell?

Nah.

Isak being out would change the entire complexion, but I'll not panic about it until it's confirmed.

His injury news isn't great either, he ruled Isak out a few weeks back and he was fine.

This has all come from that Little Mans account on Twitter. He's not particularly reliable, so I wouldn't panic yet.

The game is going to be won and lost in the middle of the park. If we're not sharp and don't close down passing lanes, it's not going to matter whether it's Hall, Tino or Isak at left back, their front three will run riot. We can't give them the respect we did at Anfield.

Man United 1-2 Man City Leicester 1-0 Chelsea Wigan 1-0 Man City Daft things can happen in cup finals against the odds. Sure Liverpool are short favourites, but we still have some very good players who can hurt them. If we can't get up for it, we might as well pack in.

Gutted for him.

Nah, this is a huge game. First off we need to reverse the momentum and poor form. Second, it's a winnable game in our chase for European spots.

Yeah, that's bang on. I was going to say he's probably between a C and B, but closer to a C.

Nah, we need to go full strength.

Still looking forward to it. Losing Botman and Hall is obviously a blow and will require us to play an out of sorts Schar and Trippier. Both are experienced heads, but will need to cut out the silly errors for us to stand a chance. I'm less concerned about Gordon given Joelinton and Barnes are both more than adequate cover. Providing there are no more absentees it's still a decent side. I just hope that we beat West Ham to shift the momentum and form a little bit. I still think Liverpool may prove too strong for us, but there's been bigger upsets in cup finals down the years. If we're on it, there's still a chance to break the trophy drought.

The Tweet in question was someone trying to be funny. It's an absolute knee-slapper.

Full pre-season under his belt and he'll be reet.