The Prophet

"We tried" is the absolute worse. Mainly because it hasn't been applicable since the takeover and its about as funny as hemorrhoids.

Still can't shake the feeling that Elanga will be our right wing signing. We were interested in him last summer. He's very Eddie Howe (dangerous in transitions, can go on his left or right, etc) Elanga has said Isak has already spoke to him about the move. It's not the most exciting name, but I think Howe would elevate his game.

Good thread.

The squad still needs a fair bit of surgery before we're capable of competing on multiple fronts.

I suppose it depends on how much "enough" is for him.

Hes not. He's crediting him with breaking the story, which was a while back.

Hope we dick Palace about for weeks on end, before keeping hold of him.

Pretty solid account tbf.

It seems the press know very little about our transfer plans this summer.

Juicy Dave is stepping down allegedly.

What's the true amount? The £250,000 came from the mainstream press and you tend to be quite leaky to be fair.

We needed a new rumour.

What's the false reporting?

Some of your big social media accounts have lost their minds over it. I assume it's because "the United pull" is the only thing left to cling to this season?

People do realise the season ended around ten days ago right?

Why are Man United fans so invested in Mbeumo's wages? They've paid more for a lot worse.

Sounds like he's got the hump because no one is briefing the locals?

What's Hope chatting in his latest video? Can't be arsed to watch it.

Gordon linked to Liverpool again.

Why wouldn't we just say we had no money though? We've done it since.