The Prophet

Us, Villa and Arsenall are all after a keeper too.

Very intrigued to see who the RW target is. Exciting times.

Mbuemo would be a very nice fit for us. Almost seems too obvious.

Aye, Everton makes a lot of sense for him.

Hopefully those talks were "cheers, but fuck no."

Sounds like what Everton did with Doucoure. We've offered him peanuts, as most likely a third choice striker. He'll no doubt turn it down.

We've generally been very good against the bottom half sides this year

While they obviously got a rough decision today, they were well off it. Much like ourselves, well below their usual standards.

Ndiaye looks a very tidy player.

Awful game, thankfully we can forget about it.

Of who's left in the current PL, who are you backing them to finish above?

Out of interst, what makes you think they'll stay up?

Can only see Leeds spending enough money to give themselves a chance.

Into these PSR failing, toffee shagging, "alright la" nonces.

He's a weird lad isn't he?

Bring him home.

The gap between the Premier League and Championship is enormous and this lot are bobbins. They'll be getting pumped more often than not.

It will be fun watching them get absolutely touched every week.

Aye, it's arguably the daftest thing about it. We all know what's coming.

The bloke who moves towards the ball is onside.