The Prophet

Humour is supposed to be funny...

“After the last match with Lille and a game with Ivory Coast, I will go on holiday. I have already made my choice. Either I will leave or not, everyone will know it later. It is a personal choice”

Don't be daft... ...it's been pissing down!

A winger and a striker and we're laughing, top half ambitions next season.

Didn't the president confirm we'd agreed a fee earlier?

Makes no difference.

I'm starting to get my hope's up, I've tried my best not to as well. Like a child at christmas.

Stuck my winnings from yesterday on it. Howay.

Think I'll do a Reading/Huddersfield double

What did Sessegnon get out of curiosity by the way, three goals and two assists was it?

Pedro to score first Pedro to score first and Barca to win 2-0 ...a couple of other 50p scorecasts Vidic to be sent off

Mike Ashley is clearly has tiger blood. http://i.imgur.com/Rl7Gd.jpg Wow, that's a fat tiger. Pregnant? Stunt double for Garfield. Go and tell it to it's face

Anyone who would turn there nose up at any quality striker given the shower of shit we've got needs to seriously lower their expectations.

FYP

He said “If I have to continue here , I’m happy. If I have to go to another club, I’m happy in England.” He used it in both contexts

Again, don't have time read the thread so just going off the last few pages: There's sepculation we've had a bid accepted Valecia would not be able to match that bid Pardew was banging on about giving a player a deadline to make his mind up which may or may not be him ...but it is all still speculation

Even though Guthrie was excellent (i.e. better than Pratley) in the Championship and has done well enough since the West Brom game when required? I should of qualified what I said. I meant more so Tiote than Nolan, given a midfield pairing of the latter and Guthrie is an accident waiting to happen. He has a much better engine than Guthrie although Guthrie probably has a much better passing range, different types of players really. If Tiote was suspended I'd definetly pair Nolan with Pratley though.

Barton with twitter, nothing good can come from this. Should be entertaining at least.

Put it this way I'd much rather have Pratley coming in for Tiote or Nolan than Smith or Guthrie.

Decent player.

The wall pushing cunts can fuck right off

I must admit I don't understand the Barca hate. If you don't enjoy the style they play the game there's something massively wrong. I realise they have their fair share of fan boys but at the same time it's diffiuclt not to admire them. They're the best side on the planet to watch bar none. As for the diving/cheating accusations, people really need to get over it. The Barca/Real games brought out the very worse of both sides and continental football, it was bad for the game but some seem to have lost sight of the fact both were as bad as the other. Frankly, I don't condone it but it's part of the European game, people kicking up a fuss about about Barca would be horrified if they watched a handful of Sarie A games. I'm not a massive fan of Mascherano, Busquets or Pedro but I find the side as a whole are so great to watch I can deal with it when it happens on the rare occasion.